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2012-08-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Name that party! (trophy wife edition)
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Posted by Frozen Al 2012-08-14 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [738 views ]  Top

#1 For the ultimate in both privacy and security, I recommend the 'Jackson Wing' at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN.
Posted by Besoeker 2012-08-14 02:46||   2012-08-14 02:46|| Front Page Top

#2 On the subject of trophy wives, this is a little bit off topic butt....

Posted by junkiron 2012-08-14 07:25||   2012-08-14 07:25|| Front Page Top

#3 But...but...but...Michelle's a Style Icon! The MSM says so!
Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2012-08-14 08:53||   2012-08-14 08:53|| Front Page Top

#4 You know, I'm no fan of Michelle Obama. But really, guys, you're reduced to making fun of her basic physical structure? The woman's by no means fat or out of shape - what you see there is the bones she got in the genetic lottery.

The more I see this sort of thing the less I am impressed by the commentary. Go after her poisonous ideology, not her bone structure.
Posted by lotp 2012-08-14 09:23||   2012-08-14 09:23|| Front Page Top

#5 I doubt people would care about her weight if a) we weren't continually being told how stylish she is, or b) if she weren't such a scold about other peoples' diets (to give but one recent example).
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-08-14 10:19||   2012-08-14 10:19|| Front Page Top

#6 I may be a fat bastard but I don't go around lecturing olympians about their egg mcmuffins.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-08-14 10:38||   2012-08-14 10:38|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm with Rita Monceaux on this one.
Posted by Besoeker 2012-08-14 10:39||   2012-08-14 10:39|| Front Page Top

#8 I agree with lotp. I don't care much for her one way or another. But I do think comments about her physical attributes are out of line.
Posted by Penguin 2012-08-14 10:40||   2012-08-14 10:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Left Coast Liberal Wives Gone Wild? New television realty show series?
Posted by JohnQC 2012-08-14 10:46||   2012-08-14 10:46|| Front Page Top

#10 Rita saying our First Lady is acting Second Class?
Posted by JohnQC 2012-08-14 10:49||   2012-08-14 10:49|| Front Page Top

#11 Well, another perspective is that the Euros are still into that power and class game with trophy wife and the alpha males thingy. I believe Jackie was the last fashion maven to be in the White House and Nancy the only cinema personality [which by today's low standards would qualify as a 'Star']. Of course the unknown factor is the stable of trophies Bill accumulated, off line so to speak.
Posted by Procopius2k 2012-08-14 11:02||   2012-08-14 11:02|| Front Page Top

#12 Agree with lotp, but she does have a huge ass.
Posted by bman 2012-08-14 11:12||   2012-08-14 11:12|| Front Page Top

#13 There's also that giant bow in the back of michelle's blouse that makes her look even less fashionable than she already is.

Posted by Frozen Al 2012-08-14 11:23||   2012-08-14 11:23|| Front Page Top

#14 The more I see this sort of thing the less I am impressed by the commentary. Go after her poisonous ideology, not her bone structure.

I don't think that BIG caboose she's hauling around has anything to do with "bone structure"!
Posted by Secret Asian Man 2012-08-14 11:35||   2012-08-14 11:35|| Front Page Top

#15 I'll stop laughing at her physically big butt when she stops lecturing us on our health and how we are horrible people that can't be trusted with our own bodies.

Fuck the man nanny!
Posted by DarthVader 2012-08-14 11:44||   2012-08-14 11:44|| Front Page Top

#16 FLOTUS made herself fair game. After what her fellow travelers did to Sarah Palin I have no sympathy for her. None whatever.
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2012-08-14 12:07||   2012-08-14 12:07|| Front Page Top

#17 Less than none whatever. Far less than none whatever.
Posted by Canuckistan sniper 2012-08-14 12:43||   2012-08-14 12:43|| Front Page Top

#18 Sir Mix-a-Lot gets it (I like big butts and I can not lie; You other brothers can't deny)

But I can't say that about hers, because it's attached to her head (Zappa gets it too - What's the ugliest part of your body?)
Posted by Glenmore 2012-08-14 12:52||   2012-08-14 12:52|| Front Page Top

#19 well they do say that you can get away with being fat or stupid or a bitch, but you can't get away with all three.....
Posted by Clans Dingle3278 2012-08-14 13:56||   2012-08-14 13:56|| Front Page Top

#20 Where and when did she study nutrition?
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2012-08-14 17:06||   2012-08-14 17:06|| Front Page Top

#21 Isn't the original story posted by AL 6 months old? Or has something new happened?
Posted by Capsu78 2012-08-14 17:15||   2012-08-14 17:15|| Front Page Top

#22 I agree with lotp. She didn't try to create an image of Fashion Queen, the MSM did. Leave her alone about her looks. It's her ideology that should be the focus.
I'm not a great beauty or star.
There are others more lovely bay far.
My face? I don't mind it.
It's the people in front that I jar.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2012-08-14 18:59||   2012-08-14 18:59|| Front Page Top

#23 While every time I see a photo of her or hear her voice I can taste a little vomit comming up, I do have to agree with LOTP. While the DEMs love to ridicule others for looks and beliefs, the right has traditionally taken the high ground. We should always take the high ground, talk issues, not underware size, and get these socialist, marxist leaders in our government out of office!
Posted by 49 Pan 2012-08-14 20:19||   2012-08-14 20:19|| Front Page Top

#24 That nice little girl busts her ass all her short life, counting steps and nutrition down to the pat, medals at the Olympics, and gets talked down to for trying a breakfast sandwich, perhaps for the first time in four years, but Mrs. Don't You Know You Didn't Think of Me can stop the world for pie and milkshake fries?

She needs to be called out for being a bully, stick to food channel judging, and just enjoy the warm apple cider while watching the help tend her garden.
Posted by swksvolFF 2012-08-14 20:49||   2012-08-14 20:49|| Front Page Top

#25 sorry Deacon and LOTP. I do not subscribe that this women's appearance is out of bounds. Her arrogance, critique of others diets, attempts to be the national Bloomberg on foods and constant use of boob-belts while being touted as our symbol of all that is healthy and holy makes her fair game. She should have done something better fit for "how to get paid really well for a no-show job", or "why I gave up my law license 101".
Posted by Frank G 2012-08-14 21:13||   2012-08-14 21:13|| Front Page Top

#26 Love "dem" Sz.12 silver flats Moochele is sporting, her big old misshapen butt and "dem" gangly arms 'bout long as "dem" FLOTUS legs. Prolly just didn't want to make them Cracker 'Ho's feel inadequate or insecure in the midst of Chi-Town royalty...
Posted by canalzone 2012-08-14 22:09||   2012-08-14 22:09|| Front Page Top

#27 One more for lotp, fwiw. Been working out for 26 years 5 days a week and all I have to show for it is man boobies and a new hip.
Posted by Perfesser 2012-08-14 22:11||   2012-08-14 22:11|| Front Page Top

#28 No regrets...

Additionally,however; there is something to be said about going sleeveless.
Posted by canalzone 2012-08-14 22:35||   2012-08-14 22:35|| Front Page Top

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