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2013-03-11 Fifth Column

Kerry Kennedy accidentally took pill before driving

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Posted by badanov 2013-03-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 If you or I had done this, no matter how good our reference letters were, we would end up in jail.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2013-03-11 00:10|| 2013-03-11 00:10|| Front Page Top

#2 So will she, it's called DUI for just this reason, Intoxicated covers a lot.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-03-11 00:30|| 2013-03-11 00:30|| Front Page Top

#3 In your dreams RJ.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-03-11 03:47|| 2013-03-11 03:47|| Front Page Top

#4 These things often happen with the Royals. No wooden bridges were involved, so lets just move along now like good gentlemen.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-03-11 04:26|| 2013-03-11 04:26|| Front Page Top

#5 "any harm is limited to the humiliation and embarrassment inflicted on Ms. Kennedy, and the damage to her reputation because of her community standing and family name."

Ahh, the old No punishment could be worse than my personal anguish defense. Heres a little tip - not good idea. Judges usually hear that as the court proceeding is a waste of time and go on to find a fitting reprimand.

Posted by DepotGuy 2013-03-11 09:12|| 2013-03-11 09:12|| Front Page Top

#6 She's named after BOTH famous JFKs?

Posted by Skidmark 2013-03-11 10:46|| 2013-03-11 10:46|| Front Page Top

#7 It's a family tradition.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2013-03-11 11:27|| 2013-03-11 11:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Probably all good Irishmen before their arrival in New... ENGLAND.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-03-11 11:29|| 2013-03-11 11:29|| Front Page Top

#9 A 99-page motion? For a simple DUI?

A little overkill there, methinks.

Maybe the lawyers think this is a small-town court judge and they can "baffle him with bullshit."

Hopefully they're wrong.

Posted by Barbara 2013-03-11 13:21|| 2013-03-11 13:21|| Front Page Top

#10 Judge's response to motion "tl;dr"

/in my dreams

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2013-03-11 13:30|| 2013-03-11 13:30|| Front Page Top

#11 Thought it was popcorn.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2013-03-11 17:24|| 2013-03-11 17:24|| Front Page Top

#12 I coulda cut down on the size of that motion by about 98 1/2 pages:
Your honor, I'm a Kennedy.
Can I go now?

Posted by tu3031 2013-03-11 23:14|| 2013-03-11 23:14|| Front Page Top

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