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2013-08-14 India-Pakistan

NA adopts unanimous resolution to denounce Indian aggression

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Posted by Fred 2013-08-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top
File under: Govt of Pakistan

#1 Next, the Pax get the UN General Assembly to pass a resolution stating that Indian Aggression is Zionism, because, having learned the hard way, neither the Juice nor the Indians will stand still long enough to be slaughtered en masse. After which the Washington R-Words renounce their name (as Indians not wanting to be associated with Juice) and declare they are now the Washington Jihadis, in honor of their future overlords -- and at the demand of the IRS. The Five Civilized Tribes, sick n tired of being ignored, then declare war on the Union (again) -- or was it the UN? -- they're not sure, and to cover all bases (and even though there are no bases in the NFL) , they declare war on both. The UN promptly sends in the Black Helicopters. The NAACP promptly files a discrimination lawsuit in federal court seeking a ban on the term "black helicopters" and a ban on "insensitive", "inappropriate" rodeo clowns. The Aggrieved World waits, holding its breath in anticipation of the decision in the NAACP suit. The Aggrieved World passes out (civil suits being what they are). Life goes on.

Posted by Dopey Sinatra 2013-08-14 16:48|| 2013-08-14 16:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Indian Aggression is Zionism

Awe, I am standing in it. All this and ever so much moreso.

Colored Helicopters?

Posted by Shipman 2013-08-14 17:11|| 2013-08-14 17:11|| Front Page Top

#3 :)

"...like a wain bow."

(Apologies to Cyndi.)

Posted by Dopey Sinatra 2013-08-14 18:41|| 2013-08-14 18:41|| Front Page Top

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