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2014-12-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Frenchwoman guilty of sex attacks on plumbers

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-12-12 03:30|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Had a problem with her plumbing.

Posted by Omuling Bucket5684 2014-12-12 06:34|| 2014-12-12 06:34|| Front Page Top

#2 When the plumbers again declined, she smacked one of them across the ear before throwing them out of her home and refusing to let them take their plumbing equipment with them. Obviously, "plumbing equipment" should be taken literally and not in a double entendre sort of way.

Posted by JohnQC 2014-12-12 07:16|| 2014-12-12 07:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Been watching too much adult internet has she?

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-12-12 07:45|| 2014-12-12 07:45|| Front Page Top

#4 For whatever reason (maybe pron watching), an active libido.

Posted by JohnQC 2014-12-12 08:17|| 2014-12-12 08:17|| Front Page Top

#5 All she wanted was some pipe work! Is that too much to expect from a plumber?

Posted by Woozle Scourge of the Wee Folk4194 2014-12-12 08:51|| 2014-12-12 08:51|| Front Page Top

#6 The Jolly Tinker

Traditional

As I went down a shady lane, as a door I chanced to knock
Have you any pots or kettles with rusty holes to block?

Well, indeed I have, don't you know I have?
To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I have

The missus came out to the door and she asked me to come in
Sayin': "You're welcome jolly tinker and I hope you brought your tin?"

Well, indeed I did, don't you know I did?
To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I did

She took me through the kitchen and she led me through the hall
And the servants cried: "The divil, has he come to block us all?"

Well, indeed I have, don't you know I have?
To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I have

She took me up the stairs, me lads, to show me what to do
And she fell on the featherbed and I fell on it too

Well, indeed I did, don't you know I did?
To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I did

She then picked up the frying-pan and she began to knock
For to let the servants know, me lads, that I was at me work

Well, indeed I was, don't you know I was?
To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I was

She put her hand into her pocket and she pulled out twenty pound
Say: "Take this me jolly tinker and we'll have another round

Well, indeed we will, don't you know we will?
To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed we will

Well, I've been a jolly tinker for this forty years or more
Oh, but such a lovely job as that I never did before

Well, indeed I didn't, don't you know I didn't?
To me rightful loora laddie
Well, indeed I didn't

Posted by Alaska Paul 2014-12-12 10:36|| 2014-12-12 10:36|| Front Page Top

#7 "You can imagine what happens next."

"He fixes the plumbing?"

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-12-12 11:00|| 2014-12-12 11:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Central heating problems, indeed.

Posted by Grunter 2014-12-12 11:45|| 2014-12-12 11:45|| Front Page Top

#9 "What do I look like, Betty Crocker?"

Posted by JonC 2014-12-12 12:27|| 2014-12-12 12:27|| Front Page Top

#10 Labowski Cable Repair Scene
NSFW contains bW00bs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ7o5oftWs

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-12-12 15:51|| 2014-12-12 15:51|| Front Page Top

#11 Say no to crack. (plumber crack)

Posted by DarthVader 2014-12-12 16:15|| 2014-12-12 16:15|| Front Page Top

#12 "Hey Culligan Man!"

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-12-12 17:48|| 2014-12-12 17:48|| Front Page Top

#13 The only reason I would think of for a French man to say NO to such an advance would be if she were the size of an elephant AND four-star, four-bag UGLY.

I shudder to think of what this woman looks like...

Posted by Bill Clinton 2014-12-12 19:54|| 2014-12-12 19:54|| Front Page Top

#14 "Smacked one of them across the ear" > She saw Robert De Niro's + Michelle Pffeifer's mob movie last year, didn't we???

DE NIRO-VS-FRENCH-PLUMBING-N-FRENCH-PLUMBER(S).

Posted by JosephMendiola 2014-12-12 20:30|| 2014-12-12 20:30|| Front Page Top

#15 #10 - "Log Jammin'". First thing I thought of as well.....

Posted by Frank G 2014-12-12 21:22|| 2014-12-12 21:22|| Front Page Top

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