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2015-01-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by badanov 2015-01-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [12 views ] Top

#1 I tried to read it but realized it was one of the most selfish screeds ever written. It's almost pure Obama because it's real message is "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"

Posted by Silentbrick 2015-01-04 01:07|| 2015-01-04 01:07|| Front Page Top

#2 She's looking for that special man... I think for what she's looking for she'll find he's already got a boyfriend.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2015-01-04 01:35|| 2015-01-04 01:35|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm thinking that if a lot of people hold the beliefs of Lisobonosmoonbeam, the culture will go the way of the Shakers. Men will just simply stop participating in the tripe and adopt a "flame is not worth the candle."

Posted by JohnQC 2015-01-04 09:52|| 2015-01-04 09:52|| Front Page Top

#4 JohnQC is waxing prophetically this morning, but I think this opinion is reserved for the class of metrosexuals not the flyover country folks.

Posted by Mad Eye Slose4342 2015-01-04 10:04|| 2015-01-04 10:04|| Front Page Top

#5 I am so glad I met and married Warthog before a) online dating came about, and b) the meaning of feminism morphed from meaning equal opportunity to the degradation of the males of the species. Women like this Lisa person will never be happy. I love you Warthog.

Posted by warthogswife 2015-01-04 10:09|| 2015-01-04 10:09|| Front Page Top

#6 Why Mrs. Warthog what a sweet thing to publish for all the world to know, you must be a real gem madam.

Posted by Mad Eye Slose4342 2015-01-04 10:16|| 2015-01-04 10:16|| Front Page Top

#7 I yam a lucky man. After M'Lady and I met and courted, she took extra courses and got a PhD in clinical psych just to understand me.......

Posted by Alaska Paul 2015-01-04 11:04|| 2015-01-04 11:04|| Front Page Top

#8 you're an Engineer. She'll never really understand you. She just has a high tolerance level ;-)

Posted by Frank G 2015-01-04 11:24|| 2015-01-04 11:24|| Front Page Top

#9 “I find it really attractive how successful you are,” my date said, leaning in for a kiss.

Hold up. Did he get affirmative consent before making this bold move?

Posted by Matt 2015-01-04 11:34|| 2015-01-04 11:34|| Front Page Top

#10 Frank nails it.

Posted by 3dc 2015-01-04 12:11|| 2015-01-04 12:11|| Front Page Top

#11 Mrs. Besoeker taught K thru 3 decades ago. I can't get much of anything past her.

Posted by Besoeker 2015-01-04 12:26|| 2015-01-04 12:26|| Front Page Top

#12 Frank, I requested data authentication of your comment about engineers with my wife, a summa cum laude science graduate of a major Midwestern university (4th in a class of ~850).

Your theory is confirmed (she didn't even have to use the Scientific Method).

Posted by Mullah Richard 2015-01-04 12:41|| 2015-01-04 12:41|| Front Page Top

#13 “I find it really attractive how successful you are,” my date said, leaning in for a kiss.

You fall for that one, honey, you deserve what you get. At least a couple of years of being a gravy train/second mommy to wussy boy.

Posted by tu3031 2015-01-04 13:49|| 2015-01-04 13:49|| Front Page Top

#14 My wife has Baker'd more than 50, I try to remember this.

Posted by Shipman 2015-01-04 13:50|| 2015-01-04 13:50|| Front Page Top

#15 It's a Florida thing.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Mental_Health_Act

Posted by Shipman 2015-01-04 13:51|| 2015-01-04 13:51|| Front Page Top

#16 How to remain single until you are Maureen Dowd’s age

A bottle of chardonnay a night with fellow feministas helps...

Posted by Pappy 2015-01-04 14:09|| 2015-01-04 14:09|| Front Page Top

#17 matt---you've been reading Day by Day Cartoon, too!

Affirmative Consent thread was a riot!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2015-01-04 14:12|| 2015-01-04 14:12|| Front Page Top

#18 Except, you know, she won't become a cat lady. She'll get artificial insemination and produce a couple of kids who, best case scenario, will need psychiatric help for the rest of their lives.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-01-04 14:33|| 2015-01-04 14:33|| Front Page Top

#19 and whatever sex they were born, they will transgender

Posted by Frank G 2015-01-04 15:01|| 2015-01-04 15:01|| Front Page Top

#20 Actually, Commodore Frank, they will change to hemaphrodites, like earthworms, and experience it all.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2015-01-04 15:42|| 2015-01-04 15:42|| Front Page Top

#21 Yes, the article was horrible...but um...I'll take the box of kittens. Don't tell my wife.

Posted by Silentbrick 2015-01-04 19:46|| 2015-01-04 19:46|| Front Page Top

#22 Silentbrick, you can have the rest of them, but I want the gray Scottish Fold on the left...

Posted by Old Patriot 2015-01-04 22:01|| 2015-01-04 22:01|| Front Page Top