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2015-03-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Australian farmer grows record 743 kg pumpkin

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Posted by Fred 2015-03-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2015-03-11 09:12|| 2015-03-11 09:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds like Mr. Oliver squashed the compitition.

Posted by GORT 2015-03-11 09:20|| 2015-03-11 09:20|| Front Page Top

#3 Now THAT is a pumpkin !

Posted by Besoeker 2015-03-11 09:22|| 2015-03-11 09:22|| Front Page Top

#4 It's the GREAT PUMPKIN!

Posted by Linus Van Pelt 2015-03-11 10:47|| 2015-03-11 10:47|| Front Page Top

#5 But I understand the poor guy got divorced.

Had a wife but couldn't keep her.

Posted by Fred 2015-03-11 11:08|| 2015-03-11 11:08|| Front Page Top

#6 Four wheels... some mice... he's in the chauffeur business.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2015-03-11 11:14|| 2015-03-11 11:14|| Front Page Top

#7 Go to your room, GORT.

Posted by Pappy 2015-03-11 12:46|| 2015-03-11 12:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Orange you glad that your new pet cucurbit
Has a thick skin? But still, don't disturb it!
Sure, you like pumpkin pie,
But let sleeping gourds lie,
Lest the sound of your shrieking perturb it.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-03-11 14:19|| 2015-03-11 14:19|| Front Page Top

#9 = 1,638.03 lbs.

Posted by Hupineger Glomomp52169 2015-03-11 17:19|| 2015-03-11 17:19|| Front Page Top

#10 Other heavy orange things:

Posted by Snakes Omilet5717 2015-03-11 17:44|| 2015-03-11 17:44|| Front Page Top

#11 Well alrighty then - Pumpkin Pies + Pumpkin Impenadas all around + to go, please!?

Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-03-11 20:48|| 2015-03-11 20:48|| Front Page Top

#12 Gawd, I hate it when folks objectify women... or mock the mentally or physically challenged... or thwart the insane ambitions of homicidal geriatric midgets... but what the hey.

It's the travelling circus of Dork and Dwarf:
See Willy, the Bent Innuendomorph!
Step right up! Cast your eyes
On the huge thighs and lies
Of the crooked-ass Venus of Hillendorf!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-03-11 22:20|| 2015-03-11 22:20|| Front Page Top

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