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2015-07-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

New Strain Of Seaweed Tastes Like Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by gorb 2015-07-20 05:51|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Let me guess... Pig of the Sea ?

Posted by ed in texas 2015-07-20 07:38|| 2015-07-20 07:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Smells kinda like bullshit to me.

Posted by DarthVader 2015-07-20 08:41|| 2015-07-20 08:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Soylent Oink

Posted by Procopius2k 2015-07-20 09:25|| 2015-07-20 09:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Another (sea)weed to let free into the environment. What happens when this "super" strain competes with the seaweed in the normal environment? Does it take over and perhaps even beyond seaweeds normal environment? Kudzu anyone?

Posted by tipover 2015-07-20 11:32|| 2015-07-20 11:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Yes but what was the growth rate of abalone fed BACON?

Posted by Chuckles Shatle5927 2015-07-20 13:47|| 2015-07-20 13:47|| Front Page Top

#6 Tell it to the marines (old sailors will never buy it).

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-07-20 14:21|| 2015-07-20 14:21|| Front Page Top

#7 All the vegans in the lab swear it tastes like bacon...

They said Turkey bacon tasted like bacon. They lied. You could grow used to it as a substitute but nobody, every, would fail a blind taste test.

Posted by rjschwarz 2015-07-20 14:22|| 2015-07-20 14:22|| Front Page Top

Posted by BigEdLB 2015-07-20 14:26|| 2015-07-20 14:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Sounds like a perfect addition to sushi.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2015-07-20 15:09|| 2015-07-20 15:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Sing, seaweed, your siren song, "Bacon!"
Till shaken salts' ears are all achin',
And pepper your patter
With sizzle and spatter --
The Grecians will still think you're fakin'.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-07-20 19:18|| 2015-07-20 19:18|| Front Page Top

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