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2018-06-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whiskey

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Posted by Skidmark 2018-06-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 A burblin' brook hurt our ears,
Of bourbon, pure, tender of years,
And that durned EPA
Made us wash it away...
The solution? Dilution by tears.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-06-23 01:55|| 2018-06-23 01:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Burned, even, dadgummit. Burned our ears.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-06-23 01:57|| 2018-06-23 01:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Now that's Bourbon and Branch water flowin' for free.

Posted by AlanC 2018-06-23 08:53|| 2018-06-23 08:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Oh the humanity!

Posted by Warthog 2018-06-23 08:59|| 2018-06-23 08:59|| Front Page Top

#5 25% EU tariffs are tough but this is an excessive reaction.

Posted by European Conservative 2018-06-23 09:20|| 2018-06-23 09:20|| Front Page Top

#6 The Horror, the horror

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2018-06-23 13:28|| 2018-06-23 13:28|| Front Page Top

#7 Send in Homeland Security! The FBI!

Posted by magpie 2018-06-23 13:50|| 2018-06-23 13:50|| Front Page Top

#8 ....er, the building inspector, followed closely by the EPA emergency clean up team.

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-06-23 14:29|| 2018-06-23 14:29|| Front Page Top

#9 The guy better go into hiding. This will impact Hillary.

Posted by gorb 2018-06-23 15:13|| 2018-06-23 15:13|| Front Page Top

#10 Step back gentlemen; this is a job for firefighters.

I want two entry teams, and two reaction teams for each, 15 in 30 out. Let's get that hog seasoned and that smoker going gentlemen.

Posted by swksvolFF 2018-06-23 17:56|| 2018-06-23 17:56|| Front Page Top

#11 I never seen so many wet beards over alls and weeping men in my wholz life I tell ya!

Posted by Jack Chaiter7913 2018-06-23 22:03|| 2018-06-23 22:03|| Front Page Top

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