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2018-10-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Stolen inflatable colon found in vacant home
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Posted by Fred 2018-10-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ]  Top

#1 If the American Society of Gastroenterology didn't get that ack it would have wrecked 'em.
Posted by gorb 2018-10-31 00:19||   2018-10-31 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 cool-o!
Posted by Rex Mundi 2018-10-31 01:53||   2018-10-31 01:53|| Front Page Top

#3 The gift-ass inflated with helium
Bewildered all wise men of Ilium
Till one Trojan solon
Declared it a colon
And blew the Greeks seaward with psyllium.
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-10-31 02:46||   2018-10-31 02:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Abandoned when they read it wasn't a vagina?
Posted by Skidmark 2018-10-31 04:39||   2018-10-31 04:39|| Front Page Top

#5 ..they can read?
Posted by Procopius2k 2018-10-31 06:54||   2018-10-31 06:54|| Front Page Top

#6 "Some asshole stole our colon!"
Posted by Frank G 2018-10-31 08:37||   2018-10-31 08:37|| Front Page Top

#7 "Finally, some GOOD news."

Posted by Besoeker 2018-10-31 08:46||   2018-10-31 08:46|| Front Page Top

#8 What a pain in the ass.
Posted by DarthVader 2018-10-31 10:40||   2018-10-31 10:40|| Front Page Top

#9 A Mattapan man sought a pardoner
And cut back his intake of hardener.
He'd never felt greater
And several days later
He shat out that art from the Gardner!

"So that's what it was!" said his partner.
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-10-31 14:53||   2018-10-31 14:53|| Front Page Top

#10 It's like a big gay inflatable bouncy castle. And by 'gay', I mean happy, of course.
Posted by SteveS 2018-10-31 15:01||   2018-10-31 15:01|| Front Page Top

#11 "For suggesting I'm not wholly happy,
Or that buggery sometimes is crappy,
Or that dapper gay chappies
May age in grey nappies:
Your room!" - Homosexual Pappy
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-10-31 16:08||   2018-10-31 16:08|| Front Page Top

#12 Ah, ZenFlo, you've done it once again! We're not worthy.
Posted by SteveS 2018-10-31 16:36||   2018-10-31 16:36|| Front Page Top

#13 Perpetrators were...ingested?
Posted by Mullah Richard 2018-10-31 16:43||   2018-10-31 16:43|| Front Page Top

#14 An old dago lady, alone,
Complains to her clone on the phone,
"These Spanish are clannish...
Our monuments vanish.
They're calling Colombo, "Colón!"
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-10-31 17:07||   2018-10-31 17:07|| Front Page Top

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