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2019-01-25 Down Under

Australian woman bitten by snake in toilet

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-01-25 02:39|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 Some serpents might give one a fright --
Intruders, entitled by right,
Slick creatures that crush,
Problematic to flush --
But some are just pythons that bite.

Posted by Lumpy the Grim2563 2019-01-25 05:44|| 2019-01-25 05:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Ah, the danger of leaving the toilet seat down. Surprise!

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-01-25 07:30|| 2019-01-25 07:30|| Front Page Top

#3 Sounds like a tall tail.
I'd better be mum,
when talking about a bum.
59 ya say, OH well ho-hum.

Posted by Dale 2019-01-25 07:37|| 2019-01-25 07:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Why in WoT Operations?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-01-25 07:41|| 2019-01-25 07:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Why in WoT Operations?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru

She was in terror ?

Posted by Besoeker 2019-01-25 07:42|| 2019-01-25 07:42|| Front Page Top

#6 "see what looked like a longneck turtle receding back into the bowl,"

just needed a double flush

Posted by Bob Grorong1136 2019-01-25 08:02|| 2019-01-25 08:02|| Front Page Top

#7 A Carpet Python? "Should trimmed up down there, Ma'am"

Posted by Frank G 2019-01-25 08:09|| 2019-01-25 08:09|| Front Page Top

#8 And when in Aussie don't forget to check your shoes for Funnel Web Spiders.

Oz is a wonderful and interesting place but they have cornered the market on nasty creatures of pretty much all kinds.

Posted by AlanC 2019-01-25 08:23|| 2019-01-25 08:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Yeah. Note to Nature: When you find yourself weaponizing the platypus, you may have gotten a little bit carried away.

Posted by Harcourt Mussolini8434 2019-01-25 08:59|| 2019-01-25 08:59|| Front Page Top

#10 What is it that Australians eat where a 5 foot snake in a toilet goes unnoticed?

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-01-25 09:06|| 2019-01-25 09:06|| Front Page Top

#11 "You're not really here for the sh-tting, are you?"

Posted by Sonny Uloluck5814 2019-01-25 09:08|| 2019-01-25 09:08|| Front Page Top

#12 What a pain in the ass.

Posted by DarthVader 2019-01-25 12:10|| 2019-01-25 12:10|| Front Page Top

#13 At 1.30 am about a week ago, my wife announces “there’s a snake on the bed” and throws the blanket on the floor. I chase it around the room - a brown tree snake of about 6 feet, and a really good climber- get it on a broom stick and out the door. We have a cup of tea and go back to sleep.

Posted by Grunter 2019-01-25 18:23|| 2019-01-25 18:23|| Front Page Top

#14 To be fair.
Not too long ago, I was seated upon the commode.
A wasp came wondering by
between the water and my seat he did fly
Well that isn't dandy
What this human done hand me
At least the sting was not on the guy.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-01-25 20:36|| 2019-01-25 20:36|| Front Page Top

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