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2019-03-07 -Lurid Crime Tales-

R. Kelly blames the parents of two young women he lives with for giving their daughters up to him in exchange for money

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-03-07 06:50|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 R. Kelly's Rastafarian religious and cultural defense team arriving very soon:

As it existed in Jamaica, Rastafari was not monogamous. Rasta men are permitted to have multiple female sex partners, while women are expected to reserve their sexual activity for their one male partner. Marriage is not usually formalised through legal ceremonies.

Upon R. Kelly 'OJ' acquittal, Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton offer use of "Lolita Express" and 39 room beach cottage on Little St. James, IS.

As word spreads on Capital Hill, Senator Robert Menendez was seen doing the floss to R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" in the congressional locker room.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-03-07 07:25|| 2019-03-07 07:25|| Front Page Top

#2 "What kind of father, what kind of mother, would sell their daughter to a man?,"

IIRC this is fairly common with a certain religion in MENA and the sub-continent.

Posted by AlanC 2019-03-07 09:15|| 2019-03-07 09:15|| Front Page Top

#3 CBS is very proud of their Gayle King, devoting the first six or seven minutes of the CBS Evening News to this interview not just last night but the night before last as well. Personally, I don't care what the man has to say. I couldn't even bear to listen to him. Let him tell it to a jury and let them decide his fate and I'm glad I won't be on that jury. Maybe I'm just too old to believe that hip hop stars or rappers or whatever he calls himself are all that newsworthy. The big news to me is that CBS wasted so much time on this guy when there are so many other things happening that are far more important.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-03-07 10:01|| 2019-03-07 10:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Made for teevee Kabuki theater. Now he's obviously too unhinged to testify or provide a meaningful defense. They'll soon by assigning to suicide watch, enhancing the drama.

But remember....."they're after my money'. Money that he obviously no longer has.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-03-07 10:14|| 2019-03-07 10:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Gayle King GF of Oprah, besties with Geffen.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-03-07 11:05|| 2019-03-07 11:05|| Front Page Top

#6 As word spreads on Capital Hill, Senator Robert Menendez was seen doing the floss to R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" in the congressional locker room.

It was early. I apologize for the awkward visual.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-03-07 11:19|| 2019-03-07 11:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Doesn't this type of activity violate the 1863 Emancipation Proclamation ?

Certainly pandering.

Posted by Ulineque Chamble8851 2019-03-07 11:52|| 2019-03-07 11:52|| Front Page Top

#8 How does paying the parents for it make it better!?!?!?

Posted by DarthVader 2019-03-07 12:22|| 2019-03-07 12:22|| Front Page Top

#9 It's not a sex cult. Jesus. The man keeps a harem, and the women love being in it. To have a super-alpha male like R. Kelly? Dreamy.

Posted by Herb McCoy 2019-03-07 16:03|| 2019-03-07 16:03|| Front Page Top

#10 Yeah, owning slaves does not violate the Emancipation Proclamation. But it does violate certain actual constitutional amendments (plus its, you know, immoral, if we actually care about that). Also, owning slaves is a lot of things, but it is not indicative of a cult. Thousands of societies have had slaves. Most weren't cults.

Posted by Vernal Hatrack2366 2019-03-07 18:31|| 2019-03-07 18:31|| Front Page Top

#11 yeah they where cults. they all followed an ideology.

Posted by chris 2019-03-07 21:20|| 2019-03-07 21:20|| Front Page Top

#12 Similar stories back in the day of parents taking cash to leave their kids with Michael Jackson. Don’t know if those were true or not (corrie Feldman says not true for what it’s worth).

Posted by Rjschwarz 2019-03-07 21:42|| 2019-03-07 21:42|| Front Page Top

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