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2019-04-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Charlize Theron says she's ‘shockingly' single: ‘Somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up'

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Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-04-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 She needs to get out of hollywierd

Posted by Injun Bucket8891 2019-04-06 01:24|| 2019-04-06 01:24|| Front Page Top

#2 She'd do okay in a red state. Maybe get a vacation home in Boise?

Posted by Beau 2019-04-06 02:15|| 2019-04-06 02:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Very high status woman can't find an even higher status man. Such men as meet her sky high standards wouldn't want her as she's unpleasant and high maintenance.

And whose fault is this? Whom does she blame for the situation? MEN.

Posted by Herb McCoy 2019-04-06 03:55|| 2019-04-06 03:55|| Front Page Top

#4 maybe Charlene should MAN UP and stay single like most men nowadays

Posted by Frank G 2019-04-06 05:48|| 2019-04-06 05:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Charlize. Damn autocorrect

Posted by Frank G 2019-04-06 05:48|| 2019-04-06 05:48|| Front Page Top

#6 I hear Harvey Weinstein is available.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-04-06 08:27|| 2019-04-06 08:27|| Front Page Top

#7 And a Mandela lover. Face it, Charlize, you are just weird. A freak. Shockingly single? Hardly.

Posted by DooDahMan 2019-04-06 09:06|| 2019-04-06 09:06|| Front Page Top

#8 I hear Charlie Sheen is available.

Posted by Silentbrick 2019-04-06 10:49|| 2019-04-06 10:49|| Front Page Top

#9 What, nothing available over at Cucks R Us?

Posted by Rex Mundi 2019-04-06 10:56|| 2019-04-06 10:56|| Front Page Top

#10 Who.

-looks her up-

Other than the ten minutes I tried to watch Prometheus, don't think I've seen anything on her filmography.

Any rate, calling your future man ball-less before you even met him is a tell.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-04-06 12:14|| 2019-04-06 12:14|| Front Page Top

#11 We can all chip in and buy her a bicycle.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-04-06 14:43|| 2019-04-06 14:43|| Front Page Top

#12 How are her cooking and housecleaning skills?

Posted by Tom 2019-04-06 15:22|| 2019-04-06 15:22|| Front Page Top

#13

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2019-04-06 15:44|| 2019-04-06 15:44|| Front Page Top

#14 Men who can't find a spouse at least have the decency to buy an Asian or Eastern European bridge, without publicly admitting their desperation.

Posted by Bobby 2019-04-06 17:12|| 2019-04-06 17:12|| Front Page Top

#15 at least put "bridge" in quotes, Bobby

/hypersensitive dick

Posted by Frank G 2019-04-06 18:40|| 2019-04-06 18:40|| Front Page Top

#16 Uhh, that was supposed to be "bride".

What does PIMF stand for, again?

Posted by Bobby 2019-04-06 19:04|| 2019-04-06 19:04|| Front Page Top

#17 ;-)

Posted by Frank G 2019-04-06 19:19|| 2019-04-06 19:19|| Front Page Top

#18 All well said.

Line starts here.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-04-06 19:20|| 2019-04-06 19:20|| Front Page Top

#19 I couldn't quite place her either. Wikipedia is your fiend, so ... curious. She's an activist who believes that if you want to fight AIDS in Africa, the native organizations on the ground are the ones who know how to do things--but in the USA you can't trust the grass-roots and you have to tell them how to act and believe.

Sorry to disappoint a lady, but I'm spoken for already. And (how do I put this tactfully?) you wouldn't be on my short list.

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