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2019-07-28 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Zoo keeper impregnate’s female orang, says it was consensual
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Posted by Fred 2019-07-28 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [438 views ]  Top

#1 Is this the Indonesian equivalent of the Bee?
Posted by gorb 2019-07-28 04:37||   2019-07-28 04:37|| Front Page Top

#2 He said he loved each and everyone of the animals

He's been doing it to the giraffes too ?! No wonder they shy away from bananas now. Creep.

Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some of the population is extremely close to the orangutan species, - 'Experts'

Apparently they ain't seen Georgia yet.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-28 06:54||   2019-07-28 06:54|| Front Page Top

#3 There used to be this free local rag called the Boston Phoenix, which was infamous for basically running ads for all sorts of hookups. The first one my buddy mike ever showed me was 'Big bear looking for little cub to play.' I'll leave it to your imagination to figure that out.
Posted by Raj 2019-07-28 08:24||   2019-07-28 08:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Is this what a pan-sexual is? (do I need to put a /sarc on that or do we need to wait for the next idiocy from academia to validate it?)
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-07-28 08:49||   2019-07-28 08:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Smash bestophobia!
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-07-28 08:51||   2019-07-28 08:51|| Front Page Top

#6 ... was engaged in 'animal husbandry' till he was caught at it.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-07-28 09:02||   2019-07-28 09:02|| Front Page Top

#7 Can't wait to see the kid.
Posted by Lex 2019-07-28 09:18||   2019-07-28 09:18|| Front Page Top

#8 Something like this would explain Trump... /s
Posted by Glenmore 2019-07-28 11:27||   2019-07-28 11:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Isn't that the definition of a species? They can't breed with other species? Do we need to rethink?
Posted by Iblis 2019-07-28 12:09||   2019-07-28 12:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Horse + donkey = mule

the second part is that the offspring is not infertile. If the offspring is unable to reproduce its not viable.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-07-28 14:25||   2019-07-28 14:25|| Front Page Top

#11 But what made us most suspicious was when we discovered Marylin, our oldest orangutan, was pregnant.

Likes the GOILFs, eh? His friends are going to tease him no end when they find out.
Posted by gorb 2019-07-28 16:36||   2019-07-28 16:36|| Front Page Top

#12 "the second part is that the offspring is not infertile."

Let's hope.
Posted by Iblis 2019-07-28 16:50||   2019-07-28 16:50|| Front Page Top

#13 Orang + zookeeper = democrat
Posted by anymouse 2019-07-28 22:37||   2019-07-28 22:37|| Front Page Top

#14 Planet of the Apes is a documentary from the future.
Posted by Hupaish Slutch5711 2019-07-28 23:34||   2019-07-28 23:34|| Front Page Top

23:53 Seeking Cure For Ignorance
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