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2019-08-10 Olde Tyme Religion
A step-by-step guide to Hajj
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-08-10 02:52|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [170 views ]  Top

#1 First, and important. Take your place in your assigned seat on the aircraft, get conformable for the long flight and empty your bowels and bladder completely.
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-08-10 03:17||   2019-08-10 03:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Flight 715 from Karachi,
Down safely, if spattered and splotchy:
"Buh-bye, happy hajj!"
Bleat the ground crew, dislodging
Their final conformable hajji.
Posted by Phager Shang4361 2019-08-10 04:26||   2019-08-10 04:26|| Front Page Top

#3 the Kaaba - a black silk-clad stone structure

"That's Ms. Williams to you!"

at the heart of the Grand Mosque in Mecca -

"Oh, that one!"

was built by the Prophet Abraham

Or possibly an ancient ancestor of Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by Phager Shang4361 2019-08-10 04:33||   2019-08-10 04:33|| Front Page Top

#4 the Saudis actually have an operational train going between Mecca and Medina

about 280 miles, under ideal conditions the trip will take a bit over 2 hours, although I doubt it will go at top speed during the summer

cost of the job was about $10B
Posted by lord garth 2019-08-10 15:22||   2019-08-10 15:22|| Front Page Top

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