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2019-08-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Car burglary suspect drowns in pond while hiding from law enforcement
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-08-24 01:07|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [182 views ]  Top

#1 21-year-old man involved in a car burglary.

White man, pink man, yellow man, what was he ?
Posted by Besoeker 2019-08-24 05:52||   2019-08-24 05:52|| Front Page Top

#2 Tariq and Ayrton? I'm guessing white privilege wasn't a problem he had to deal with
Posted by Frank G 2019-08-24 06:01||   2019-08-24 06:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Only possible better ending would be something along the lines of "..a partially eaten corpse was retrieved from the lake. A large alligator was seen nearby, but attempts to capture were unsuccessful."
Posted by USN, Ret. 2019-08-24 09:19||   2019-08-24 09:19|| Front Page Top

#4 He's Schrodinger's Burglar now.
extremely clever quantum lake pun [claps for self]
Posted by Dron66046 2019-08-24 15:56||   2019-08-24 15:56|| Front Page Top

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