The [insert alphabeteer agancy] must inform you that due to your involvement in acts/speech/activities encouraging and/or supporting a physical threat to the President of the United States of America, there may be considerable threat to you an/or your family's lives and/or property. If you wish to avail of our benevolent federal services for security, you may write to your congressman and request a small constabulary to start living with you. Although we must inform you that not everybody in federal agency protection has met with success in their plans, to proceed to live.

We strongly urge you to cease and desist from your social life, and making statement further non-conducive to your existence. - Chief Bobby [alphabeteers]