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2020-04-18 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Florida man shoots at three armed robbers who broke into his home

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Posted by Fred 2020-04-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

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"You sure this the place, Joey ?"

"Yep. All sorts of trinkets and stuff."

"Joey, I heard he collects those trinkets from inside croc stomachs."

"Yeah. They eat these nature loving aunties and bird watching geezers. A lot of real Rolexes and pearls here, my boy !"

"But if he kills croc...."

"Pssst, hey boys !"

"Hunhh... ?" "Haww... ?" "Whuh...?"

BANG BANG BANG BANGETTY BANG !!

Posted by Dron66046 2020-04-18 01:44|| 2020-04-18 01:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Yes, down here that sort of incident doesn't begin with the "civil rights ombudsman" looking into whether the miscreants' rights were protected during the event. And the DA isn't on TV grandstanding about locking the homeowner up.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-18 02:53|| 2020-04-18 02:53|| Front Page Top

#3 ..isn't the right to a jury trial wonderful? Tends to slow down grand standing DAs. Not all, but so far just enough.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-04-18 07:14|| 2020-04-18 07:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Stand your ground!!

Posted by Clem 2020-04-18 07:16|| 2020-04-18 07:16|| Front Page Top

#5 The ones who went after Zimmerman have their tits in a wringer now and they aren't exactly all on the same page these days.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-18 07:31|| 2020-04-18 07:31|| Front Page Top

#6 They travel in packs.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-04-18 08:46|| 2020-04-18 08:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Unpossible - there is a stay at home order.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-04-18 10:48|| 2020-04-18 10:48|| Front Page Top

#8 The one who jumped off the second floor could fly like a squirrel!

Posted by Varmint Splat1454 2020-04-18 15:32|| 2020-04-18 15:32|| Front Page Top

#9 The apartment dweller might ought to polish his shooting skills as he only hit one perp.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-04-18 17:26|| 2020-04-18 17:26|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Floluth Hatfield5365 2020-04-18 22:03|| 2020-04-18 22:03|| Front Page Top

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