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2021-04-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Strippers bit officer's nipples to keep him awake': Decorated US army chief resigns after his battalion got drunk and went 'off the rails' during trip to Polish lap-dancing club

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Posted by Skidmark 2021-04-28 05:37|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Seen a nurse check to see if an unconscious, unresponsive man was not too far gone to feel pain by pinching a nipple. You could tell he felt that!

Posted by Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589 2021-04-28 11:43|| 2021-04-28 11:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Aviators. I hear the Navy has had some experience with theirs too.

Posted by Procopius2k 2021-04-28 11:53|| 2021-04-28 11:53|| Front Page Top

#3 The unit were on an official trip to Gdansk, Poland, to improve 'cohesion, morale'

Mission Accomplished. Draw up the Campaign Ribbon.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-04-28 12:19|| 2021-04-28 12:19|| Front Page Top

#4 In 1989, my family traveled to West Germany and spent a few days in München to visit the Deutsches Museum. While there, a group of guys had just gotten out of the Army after doing their 2 years from an AA battalion. They were all wearing t-shirts with their unit logo and signed by their buddies. We saw them staggering around München the entire time, drunk. They seemed to be having a great time so I am not sure the 1st Battalion Army Apache unit's mission wasn't accomplished. And let's face it, is spring break in Myrtle Beach any different?

Posted by Silentbrick 2021-04-28 14:23|| 2021-04-28 14:23|| Front Page Top

#5 I read this just to find out what an 'Army chief' was. Maybe WO3 and up?

Posted by ed in texas 2021-04-28 14:33|| 2021-04-28 14:33|| Front Page Top

#6 is spring break in Myrtle Beach any different?

Why, yes it is. Generally guys pinching girls.

Posted by Skidmark 2021-04-28 16:15|| 2021-04-28 16:15|| Front Page Top

#7 WO-2 through WO-5 are called Chief Warrant Officers WO aviators are generally a massive pain in the ass when not aloft. When i had a Divisional Cavalry Squadron i had 40 of them. I Came back to the FARP from a recce flight in full-on war game field exercise and saw four of them in yellow banana chairs and sun reflectors under their chins stretched out asleep next their birds getting a tan from the waist up.
My favorite revenge was making the aviation platoon practice close order drill for a change of command ceremony.

Posted by NoMoreBS 2021-04-28 21:06|| 2021-04-28 21:06|| Front Page Top

#8 Rantburg University is such a fountain of information! How many of you knew you could revive an conscious person by biting their nipples? I'm pretty sure we never covered that in Boy Scouts.

Posted by SteveS 2021-04-28 21:26|| 2021-04-28 21:26|| Front Page Top

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