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2022-03-02 Home Front: Politix
17 Absurd Lies Biden Told During His State Of The Union Speech
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Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-02 02:38|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top

#1 America is led by a madman. Destroying the global economy and forcing every nation to turn away from America and look to its own devices
Posted by Guillibaldo Ebbinesh2401 2022-03-02 08:27||   2022-03-02 08:27|| Front Page Top

#2 so like they paid one person to watch it!
Posted by Greng Black3494 2022-03-02 08:37||   2022-03-02 08:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Only 17? >:-(
Posted by Barbara  2022-03-02 10:00||   2022-03-02 10:00|| Front Page Top

#4 I still am not seeing any reports of the viewership numbers. Sorta like when a perp's name or picture is kept out of the press, it's a sign that the truth ain't pretty, from a leftist perspective, anyway.
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-03-02 10:02||   2022-03-02 10:02|| Front Page Top

#5 ..forcing every nation to turn away from America and look to its own nuclear devices for their defense.

FIFY
Posted by Procopius2k 2022-03-02 10:04||   2022-03-02 10:04|| Front Page Top

#6 A true Communist agent couldn't have done more damage in a single year. On that scale Biden has been truly impressive.

At least Jimmy Carter lived long enough to see a worse President.
Posted by ruprecht 2022-03-02 10:19||   2022-03-02 10:19|| Front Page Top

#7 oil up to almost $110/b for WTI

arrrggg
Posted by Lord Garth 2022-03-02 10:42||   2022-03-02 10:42|| Front Page Top

#8 I watched it, but I don't think I fall in the category of viewer they were aiming for.

It was weird.

Was on Fox, because opposition! or whatever, and the channel prelude shouldn't count as part of the speech, but some dude went on and on explaining why people on board with W. should get on board with Biden because polling cousins or something. Switched to a better predicate for 2022, Super Troopers, until closer to showtime. Gets there, and we start running late. Real late. Neoclown runs out of things to talk about late, so real-life Ken tries to fill the air, runs out of things to say, panics and starts describing what the speech will say. Video in the capital, everyone has done their strut, said their bullshit, and they start getting the awkwards. Finally after much shuffling and escorting Biden is on stage, and he's on his 3rd pot of coffee which is weird, because he pretty much needed to be gently folded into the limo. Anyways, he gets going, and I'll leave that to transcript and call out what bullshit the content was. Like I said, 3rd pot of coffee and the pacing is off. We're breezing through pauses, interrupting applauses, and just about to sell some Micro-Machines. Couple stutters here and there, nothing too outrageous, but by golly we ain't stuttering tonight! Woot! Voice was very tin, like what you would expect from the greatest politician in history I guess. Visually it was alien to me, and maybe that is the state of technology, but I grew up in a world Vinyl, and this looked MP3, almost too crisp and saturated, almost like a filter. The Cackle Twins looked like portraits in Hogwart's Castle and like someone gave them gum to remind them to stay quiet and not give each other the stink eye. Everyone looked 2-D, and Biden kept reminding me of that visual trick used to make Kung Pow. Like, I was wanting to see some gopher-chucks come out. I think he got the full montey applause for saying he would throw a bunch of cash at The War Caucus, because for some reason, war is cool again. Cut, fade, back to real-life Ken who begins to explain why I should have liked the red carpet style event, civilly skipping the fashionable commercials that particular channel ran in the lead up, but I'm faster and click off, go to bed, late because better rating at west coast prime time, second nap, whatever.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-03-02 10:56||   2022-03-02 10:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Excellent review there, swksvolFF. Truly inspired. Probably a whole lot better than the actual speech. I don't know. I didn't watch. But I did record it. Now I'm wondering whether I should watch the recording or not.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-03-02 11:37||   2022-03-02 11:37|| Front Page Top

#10 Abu, do you not get to see and hear enough bullshit on a daily basis? If not, go watch it.
Posted by Chris 2022-03-02 12:02||   2022-03-02 12:02|| Front Page Top

#11 Only for the campiness, and I suggest something other than tea or the reality of a room full of people who are trying to figure out how to rob you then kill you, with your permission, might get in the way what a whole bunch of money backed by very little talent is train wreck failure fun. Premature ejaculations. Price is Right winner's face. Awkward long arm embraces. The Cackle Sisters doing what they can to not look at each other. Totally worth the aspirin and extra cup of coffee, in that aspect. Like, they are going to tell you Biden showing up late was one of those power moves to assert dominance, nah, not at all, shit I though he fell down between the limo and the stage and hurt himself it was so long and awkward. Imagine watching Final Jeopardy, the music ques, the contestants fill in their answers, song ends...then plays again...and again...and again. Then one more time, all the while the host is trying to keep face that this is normal but the contestants are totally baffled when the third time starts.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-03-02 12:10||   2022-03-02 12:10|| Front Page Top

#12 it's the end of the world as we know it, I feel fine
like grabbing the western idiots who are pushing us over the brink and locking them in a dungeon
Posted by Thraique Mussolini6231 2022-03-02 12:12||   2022-03-02 12:12|| Front Page Top

#13 Corrected. Guess he said Iranian instead of Ukrainian. To be fair, I may have been mixing a drink.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-03-02 12:55||   2022-03-02 12:55|| Front Page Top

#14 He said "Uranian", as in inhabitants of Uranus (or his)
Posted by Jumbo Hapsburg3227 2022-03-02 13:03||   2022-03-02 13:03|| Front Page Top

#15 Perhaps. Perhaps he derailed and thought about the millions made laundering Uranium in the Ukraine.

Either way, I am no longer going mad wondering how he managed to talk so long without a wrong word and/or slur. Confirmed when Kamela, who is not only a bitch but a bit addled herself, mouths a correction, probably unconsciously.

Abu, there is apparently a top 10 flubs and slurs out, so maybe worth actually listening to him? Don't know.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-03-02 13:19||   2022-03-02 13:19|| Front Page Top

#16 Did he start with some variant of 'Greetings from your President?' Would that be lie #1?
Posted by Glenmore 2022-03-02 13:23||   2022-03-02 13:23|| Front Page Top

#17 How about a generous college stipend for RU soldats who report to sick call or defect to Z's army?

Musk to young RU recruits ?
Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-02 13:28||   2022-03-02 13:28|| Front Page Top

#18 Offer them...."to live in Montana. And marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and who will cook them for you. And have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state."
Posted by Procopius2k 2022-03-02 13:34||   2022-03-02 13:34|| Front Page Top

#19 "defect to Z's army?" LOL
Azov and Z's army got a beating in the south, Mariupol will fall soon
Outside Kyiv they're just Biden their time xaxa
Posted by Gleremp Black4378 2022-03-02 13:35||   2022-03-02 13:35|| Front Page Top

#20 Z forms up Russian Battalion. We hire them as US border patrol officers. Two years service, they are given citizenship.
Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-02 13:36||   2022-03-02 13:36|| Front Page Top

#21 Funny, nearly every time I see SOTU, I read it as STFU....
Posted by Mercutio 2022-03-02 16:28||   2022-03-02 16:28|| Front Page Top

#22 Surrealistic. A nutjob has been foisted upon the American people. Who are the people who did this? Why aren't they in jail? They've got to be some of the most evil power hungry ass$oles on the planet.
Posted by JohnQC 2022-03-02 17:35||   2022-03-02 17:35|| Front Page Top

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