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2022-03-26 -Great Cultural Revolution
Photo shows harness of stupid fat fuck boy, 14, was NOT buckled properly seconds before he fell to his death from 435ft Orlando theme park ride
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Posted by Skidmark 2022-03-26 00:16|| || Front Page|| [12 views ]  Top

#1 Seems a bit harsh.
Posted by Uneth Ebberemp9443 2022-03-26 03:20||   2022-03-26 03:20|| Front Page Top

#2 
Posted by Dron66046 2022-03-26 05:59||   2022-03-26 05:59|| Front Page Top

#3 
From what I read the teen was too fat for the safety harness to lock.

He never should have been allowed to be on the ride.

Also shouldn't the ride have a Fail-Safe lockout preventing the ride from operating if any rider's harness is not locked and secured?



Posted by NN2N1 2022-03-26 07:34||   2022-03-26 07:34|| Front Page Top

#4 Gravity: she's a constant bitch
Posted by Frank G 2022-03-26 08:24||   2022-03-26 08:24|| Front Page Top

#5 6'-5" 340. At least he made it down
Posted by Frank G 2022-03-26 08:42||   2022-03-26 08:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Morgan & Morgan probably arrived before the ambulance.
Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-26 08:49||   2022-03-26 08:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Obesity kills. Ask 75% of the COVID victims.
Posted by Procopius2k 2022-03-26 09:09||   2022-03-26 09:09|| Front Page Top

#8 I don't know if any of you has seen the full video, but he made 1 helluva a splat. 6'5, 340 lbs. would explain that.
Posted by Chris 2022-03-26 09:13||   2022-03-26 09:13|| Front Page Top

#9 
Posted by Skidmark 2022-03-26 09:35||   2022-03-26 09:35|| Front Page Top

#10 ^.
Yeah, it sounded like a body traveling 75 mph hitting the ground. Noticed nobody went to his aid. Must have been messy.
Posted by Xyz 2022-03-26 09:39||   2022-03-26 09:39|| Front Page Top

#11 Quite the carbon footprint. Er, blobprint.
Posted by Snaiter Uleting4703 2022-03-26 09:49||   2022-03-26 09:49|| Front Page Top

#12 It's not the fall that kills ya...
Posted by Slappy 2022-03-26 17:36||   2022-03-26 17:36|| Front Page Top

#13 Going to guess the harness was not big enough for someone that size and the nobody on the staff wanted to get called out for being rayciss by making an issue of it.

"You must be at least this tall must at least fit on it to ride this ride."
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-03-26 17:42||   2022-03-26 17:42|| Front Page Top

#14 It was a gentle splatt
Posted by Slappy 2022-03-26 17:55||   2022-03-26 17:55|| Front Page Top

#15 ^ Cause he was a "gentle giant?"
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-03-26 18:53||   2022-03-26 18:53|| Front Page Top

#16 Rode one of these years ago. Never rode anything since. With a few exceptions, if I ain't drive'n, I ain't ride'n.
Posted by Besoeker 2022-03-26 19:42||   2022-03-26 19:42|| Front Page Top

#17 ^ Whenever getting ready to go somewhere with a friend, I always ask "Are you drivin' or cryin?"
Posted by M. Murcek  2022-03-26 20:55||   2022-03-26 20:55|| Front Page Top

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