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2022-04-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man sorely regrets injecting his johnson with cocaine as it turns black and ROTS

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Posted by Besoeker 2022-04-01 01:15|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 An American goes to Hong Kong, partakes of the dodgy night life and comes down with an exotic venereal disease. He rushes to an American doctor who tells him, "It's bad. We'll have to amputate your peter immediately or it will spread."
The guy decides he needs a second opinion, so he figures a Chinese doctor may have more experience with this problem. "Doc, the other doctor said he'll have to amputate immediately!" The Hong Kong doctor smiles inscrutably and says "Gleedy Amelican doctol, arwise want to opolate. Wait thlee days and it farr off by itserf..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-01 07:50|| 2022-04-01 07:50|| Front Page Top

#2 That's great news! One less genius to pro-create.

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-04-01 07:55|| 2022-04-01 07:55|| Front Page Top

#3 What a dick move.

Posted by DarthVader 2022-04-01 08:40|| 2022-04-01 08:40|| Front Page Top

#4 ^

Posted by Warthog 2022-04-01 09:38|| 2022-04-01 09:38|| Front Page Top

#5 I guess this is sort of a PSA for really bad decision makers.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-04-01 10:14|| 2022-04-01 10:14|| Front Page Top

#6 A happy transgender story.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-04-01 10:16|| 2022-04-01 10:16|| Front Page Top

#7 See what happens when you don't read the warning labels? See?!

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-04-01 15:54|| 2022-04-01 15:54|| Front Page Top

#8 "This is your wanker......and this rotting NASTY thing about to fall off is your wanker on drugs. Who needs a syringe?"

Posted by Silentbrick 2022-04-01 23:52|| 2022-04-01 23:52|| Front Page Top

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