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2022-04-15 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Woman arrested after umpire is punched at 12-year-old softball game in Laurel

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Posted by Fred 2022-04-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 I think she just needed her house fixed up by the towns most current famous residents

Posted by Cheaderhead 2022-04-15 08:45|| 2022-04-15 08:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Referees may start wearing helmets and face guards from the time they leave home until the time they return. Sap gloves might also come in handy.

Posted by Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843 2022-04-15 10:25|| 2022-04-15 10:25|| Front Page Top

#3 That’s when, Moore says, Thomas confronted her, punched her, and then fled.

She was quickly arrested.

Yeah...I don't see her fleeing expeditiously on foot

Posted by Frank G 2022-04-15 12:27|| 2022-04-15 12:27|| Front Page Top

#4 I think Holy Water might do the trick in most cases - a clove of garlic, a mirror and keep a stake handy for the persistent cases. Just make sure it is not Tourette Syndrome before you mallet the stake home.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-04-15 12:33|| 2022-04-15 12:33|| Front Page Top

#5 There's no passing out from momma's BO in baseball...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-15 12:41|| 2022-04-15 12:41|| Front Page Top

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