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2022-07-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-

~~Florida~~ Idaho man arrested for running around campground holding pelican while intoxicated.

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Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-07-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Funny thing about a pelican, his beek can hold more than his bellycan.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-07-24 12:55|| 2022-07-24 12:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Can't watch that video without being reminded of the soundtrack from Full Metal Jacket.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-24 13:03|| 2022-07-24 13:03|| Front Page Top

#3 wow -- this guy really makes me think about a new slant on

Posted by Thrimp Elmerens1779 2022-07-24 13:09|| 2022-07-24 13:09|| Front Page Top

#4 I'll bet the pelican started it. They're not as innocent as they look.

"Hey! You guys! Got any booze? I know where we can find some 'shrooms, I am talking yay big!"

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-24 13:18|| 2022-07-24 13:18|| Front Page Top

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-24 13:20|| 2022-07-24 13:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Crikey. I wouldn't get within five feet of a pelican without a shield and sword.

And where does one find a pelican in Idaho at that time of day?

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-24 13:41|| 2022-07-24 13:41|| Front Page Top

#7 I'd a ho. I had to let her go...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-24 13:44|| 2022-07-24 13:44|| Front Page Top

#8 And where does one find a pelican in Idaho at that time of day?

I've seen them (the Gulf kind) in Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa and Minnesota so it's not really a stretch for a Pacific variety making its way to Idaho by following the Columbia River.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-07-24 15:31|| 2022-07-24 15:31|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm unfamiliar with this.
I have heard of choking a chicken.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-24 19:17|| 2022-07-24 19:17|| Front Page Top

#10 So, California so bad even the pelicans are leaving for Idaho.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-24 20:06|| 2022-07-24 20:06|| Front Page Top

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