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2022-07-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Florida man drives stolen truck to Space Force base to warn of battle between aliens, dragons

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Posted by Besoeker 2022-07-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

"We're on a mission from God."

"We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody."

Posted by Raj 2022-07-27 00:14|| 2022-07-27 00:14|| Front Page Top

#2 he claimed the President told him in his mind that he needed to take the

Y'know I kinda believed him until that point. The president can't tell his own mind jack shit.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-27 06:10|| 2022-07-27 06:10|| Front Page Top

#3 Dron, you can't really determine what era Mr. Johnson believes he is in, so I'll cut him some slack for a telepathic presidency.

I do fault him for stealing a carbon-emissions spewing F-150, however it is a good apocalypse vehicle and could handle rough roads damaged by the dragons.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-07-27 11:45|| 2022-07-27 11:45|| Front Page Top

#4
"Citizen, I am Roosevelt.
Look...moustache, pince nez.
These holes where I was shot.
Lookit ye oldè suspender belt!

"And we shall rid this land,
of vermin most unkempt.
Aliens have come from afar
and pitched here their..."

"Aliens? We're huntin' a.. aliens?
Like space creatures with..."
"What?! No, you fool!"
"Then... Uhh...what?"

"Citizen, we shall hunt
and mercilessly shunt,
those nothing like Americans,
that come here for liberal c#nt!"

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-27 12:53|| 2022-07-27 12:53|| Front Page Top

#5 And pardon the French, please. 🙃

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-27 12:55|| 2022-07-27 12:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Sir...President James Dale or President Thomas Whitmore?

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-27 16:27|| 2022-07-27 16:27|| Front Page Top

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