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2022-09-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man's nose near Razorback Stadium

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Posted by DarthVader 2022-09-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Maybe that's what the new non-meat does to you. You become a flesh craving zombie. Is Beyond Meat a subsidiary of the Umbrella Corporation? Just asking.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-20 06:04|| 2022-09-20 06:04|| Front Page Top

#2 ..more likely the Soylent Corporation.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-09-20 07:18|| 2022-09-20 07:18|| Front Page Top

#3 The nose is cartilage. Pretty gristly.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-09-20 07:28|| 2022-09-20 07:28|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ "Like an ear, theriouthly"

/Mike Tyson

Posted by Frank G 2022-09-20 07:41|| 2022-09-20 07:41|| Front Page Top

#5 😸

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-20 08:33|| 2022-09-20 08:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Vegans! Are Not! Rabid!

-nom nom nom nom-

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-09-20 10:10|| 2022-09-20 10:10|| Front Page Top

#7 A nose knob with snot sauce.
Not really vege.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-09-20 12:35|| 2022-09-20 12:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Funniest TV moment I've had in a while:
Famous quint of mystery solvers, guy and his dog go into famous burger joint, order food. Comes in, they take a big bite...and start making faces. When they asked the waitress, she said "We are under new management, everything is plant based." The two sleuths, famous for eating anything, take another chew and puke it all out.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-09-20 12:57|| 2022-09-20 12:57|| Front Page Top

#9 Hangry

Posted by Super Hose 2022-09-20 23:00|| 2022-09-20 23:00|| Front Page Top

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