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2023-03-03 -Obits-

Cult leader who claimed to 'channel spirits' of Jesus, Trump and Freddie Mercury gives up the ghost

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Posted by Fred 2023-03-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 "Ryuho?"

"Freddie...Freddie Mercury...is that you??"

Yes, Ryuho. I have good news and bad news for you."

"Tell me the good news!"

"When you arrive at the afterlife, you will be honored as a holy man of teaching and study. For eternity, you shall have souls worshiping at your feet to seek the wisdom of the gods. The great spirits of history will marvel at your knowledge and insight, and some day your name shall be mentioned in the same breath as Jehovah and Buddha."

"Freddie, that is wonderful! But what is the bad news?"

"You're teaching a seminar tomorrow night at 6."

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2023-03-03 06:56|| 2023-03-03 06:56|| Front Page Top

#2 Just remember IT'S HAPPY SCIENCE!

Posted by Vinegar Spolusing6485 2023-03-03 07:03|| 2023-03-03 07:03|| Front Page Top

#3 WAIT THERE'S MORE! part 2

Posted by Vinegar Spolusing6485 2023-03-03 07:06|| 2023-03-03 07:06|| Front Page Top

#4 He must have crossed the streams. You can’t channel Trump and Freddie Mercury at the same time. No one can do that.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-03-03 23:02|| 2023-03-03 23:02|| Front Page Top

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