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2023-04-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-04-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 This is prefect day to name Transgender Day.

Posted by NN2N1 2023-04-01 03:48|| 2023-04-01 03:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Yes well, my new name for such ilk is morlocks. Seems very fitting.

Posted by Silentbrick 2023-04-01 07:42|| 2023-04-01 07:42|| Front Page Top

#3 to be fair, some of the more....delicate... types could be Eloi

Posted by Mercutio 2023-04-01 09:28|| 2023-04-01 09:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Since the Morlocks ate the Eloi, that conjures some rude images.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2023-04-01 10:20|| 2023-04-01 10:20|| Front Page Top

#5 This is prefect day to name Transgender Day.

Tranny is my Superpower.
The Good Idea Fairy strikes again!

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-04-01 11:33|| 2023-04-01 11:33|| Front Page Top

#6 I pretended to execute a bad 'un under interrogation this morning. Some of the boys had this silly idea involving a cap gun and plastic sheets. It was fun, sort of. Guy was a khalistani separatist wannabe. Cursed us left and right after we told him 'April Fool!' 🙃

Posted by Dron66046 2023-04-01 11:45|| 2023-04-01 11:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Was there unexpected bowel control issues involved?

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-04-01 11:54|| 2023-04-01 11:54|| Front Page Top

#8 No. Surprisingly he tried going out like a man. But the reddened face and prayers to his gods, oh my.

Posted by Dron66046 2023-04-01 13:17|| 2023-04-01 13:17|| Front Page Top

Posted by DarthVader 2023-04-01 13:23|| 2023-04-01 13:23|| Front Page Top

#10 IF his godz was such a big deal, he wouldn't have ended up in a cell.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-04-01 13:26|| 2023-04-01 13:26|| Front Page Top

#11 This is perfect day to name Transgender Day.

They prefer Halloween

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-04-01 14:01|| 2023-04-01 14:01|| Front Page Top

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