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2023-08-31 Britain

Knife thugs armed with huge machetes brawl in street in front of crowds of revellers at Notting Hill carnival - nal day 'marred by violence' as eight are stabbed and police officer is sexually assaulted

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Posted by Skidmark 2023-08-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [31 views ] Top
File under: Mob Rule

#1 "Don't judge them, Ms. Roberts! One can't,"
Begs Notting Hill bookman Hugh Grant,
And ducks as young men
With machetes again
Pass his window.
"Don't worry, I shan't!"
[freshens lipstick]

Posted by Angaviling Thrusolet8906 2023-08-31 18:53|| 2023-08-31 18:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Dammit, brain... Bookman link.

Posted by Angaviling Thrusolet8906 2023-08-31 18:59|| 2023-08-31 18:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Police officers were also kicked, punched, spat on, bitten, head-butted and even sexually assaulted

Oh no! Somebody say an out-and-proud bulldyke looks like a leesbian?!

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-08-31 19:42|| 2023-08-31 19:42|| Front Page Top

#4 "Baton strikes? Completely uncool...
And unneeded," bleats newsreading tool,
"If you sheep do not stray,
And take care what you say
To a PC who's working to rule."

Posted by Angaviling Thrusolet8906 2023-08-31 22:41|| 2023-08-31 22:41|| Front Page Top

#5 "Today, in the land of Diana,
They'll beat you with--"
"HAVE A BANANA!"
"--for saying aloud
That a copper looks proud
As a woman police constable."
"Nana!"

Posted by Angaviling Thrusolet8906 2023-08-31 23:57|| 2023-08-31 23:57|| Front Page Top