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2018-03-08 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Man chops off son’s hand for watching too much porn
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Posted by Fred 2018-03-08 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [327 views ]  Top

#1 Because he was watching?
Why not his eyes?
Posted by Skidmark 2018-03-08 00:37||   2018-03-08 00:37|| Front Page Top

#2 "It sucks that my mustache you'd curse
For nothing but being perverse,
But, Dad, to be candid,
I'm texting one-handed
To thank you -- it coulda been worse!"
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-03-08 00:43||   2018-03-08 00:43|| Front Page Top

#3 Left hand or Right hand? Article didn't say...
Posted by magpie 2018-03-08 04:08||   2018-03-08 04:08|| Front Page Top

#4 What was he doingm with the hand when it got the chop?
Posted by Fred 2018-03-08 04:12||   2018-03-08 04:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Hands up everyone shocked at the involvement of someone named "Mohammed"...

Yeah, me neither.
Posted by Rob Crawford 2018-03-08 07:01||   2018-03-08 07:01|| Front Page Top

#6 Just a question: Did he have hair in palms of his hands?
Posted by ed in texas 2018-03-08 08:21||   2018-03-08 08:21|| Front Page Top

#7 Well, it would seem to be empirically proven then that such manual stimulation will not lead to blindness or the lad would not have been watching pr0n, eh
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-03-08 11:36||   2018-03-08 11:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Islamic Toilet Etiquette is quite (*cough*) involved... So if Dad chopped one off anyone dealing with Junior in the future is going to go *Ewww!* ...
Posted by magpie 2018-03-08 12:04||   2018-03-08 12:04|| Front Page Top

#9 54 severed human hands are found dumped in a bag
Posted by Skidmark 2018-03-08 18:10||   2018-03-08 18:10|| Front Page Top

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