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2004-03-01 
Aristide: ’I WAS KIDNAPPED’
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Posted by Steve 2004-03-01 12:53:02 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Well, now, if Maxine "Burn, Baby, Burn!" Waters and Randall "Reparations" Robinson say it's true, then it must be true. Right?
Posted by Dave D.  2004-3-1 1:03:17 PM||   2004-3-1 1:03:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Is it me or does Maxine remind you of Claire of the UK? Both talk out of their ass and make WILD accusations. Note to Maxine: When you find yourself parroting and believing dictators, it’s time to retire. Also how close does Randall Robinson act and sound like Randall Flagg (from ‘The Stand’)? My imagination is just wondering today!
Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)  2004-3-1 1:20:51 PM||   2004-3-1 1:20:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 DEMOCRACY NOW is -- like the Congressional Black[guard] Caucus -- an extreme left-wing, America-hating, anti-democratic group of reactionaries. As far as I am concerned, have the State Department return Aristide to Haiti. Let the US dominant left-wing media video Aristide being turned to hamburger meat by the rabid mob.
Posted by Garrison 2004-3-1 1:46:17 PM||   2004-3-1 1:46:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Now the Brits handle this sort of thing differently.

The plane landed from London and an SAS officer, two burly noncoms and the Crown Prince of Oman got out. They got into an embassy car and drove to the Palace. All went in. A short time later, out comes the officer, the noncoms each with a hand on the elbow of the Emir, get into the car and off to the airport. Fly back to London, and Oman can now have running water and sewers.
Posted by Chuck Simmins  2004-3-1 2:09:17 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org]  2004-3-1 2:09:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Bear with me. The truth is relative to the listener. The same stragegy we've been using for a few other forigen leaders. We saved his job in the 90's, he's ours. His performance as employee was unsatisfactory and he broke company policy. We layed him off in '04, Aristide. Of all the other methods we have for this senerio, it's rather humane.

Caveat:
1) How trusty worthy are the new employees?
2) Is GUY loyal? Did the US teach him right in Ecuador?
His wife's from Wisconnsin...hmm? Is that good or bad?

Solution:
There are a few countries that this will work, hopefully Haiti is one of them. I have faith for peace, but just as in the 90's, this will not be the last time we intervien, unless island thugs, southern hemisphere kingpins, local gangs are forced to keep Haiti's elections clean in the first place.
Posted by CobraCommander 2004-3-1 3:57:46 PM||   2004-3-1 3:57:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 his wife's a cheesehead?
Posted by Frank G  2004-3-1 4:35:07 PM||   2004-3-1 4:35:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Just to prove to Maxine, the Marxist, and all other doubters that Aristide was not kidnapped, bring him back to Haiti and deposit him on a street corner in downtown Cap-Haitien.
Posted by GK 2004-3-1 5:11:04 PM||   2004-3-1 5:11:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Rumsfeld supposedly has a resignation that Aristide signed.
Posted by Super Hose  2004-3-1 5:27:20 PM||   2004-3-1 5:27:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Gee does the BUSHHITLER have no decency?
Posted by Scott 2004-3-1 6:37:32 PM||   2004-3-1 6:37:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Trying to save face JB? Now show us your bank statements, great man of the people.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-3-1 7:41:43 PM||   2004-3-1 7:41:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Wonder if they'd get this worked up if Aristide had been a card-carrying capitalist?

I'd be more than happy to watch JB get dropped off in the center of Port Au Prince. Maybe we can get Kerosene Maxine and Reparations Randall to go along for moral support....
Posted by Pappy 2004-3-1 7:59:30 PM||   2004-3-1 7:59:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 I think all left-leaning assholes are assholes. They lie a lot and they never tell the truth. They are commies and they should join the communist party. Shouldn't they? Huh? Shouldn't they?
Posted by Noel 2004-3-1 10:28:11 PM||   2004-3-1 10:28:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 i din't know randy had a phone on the island he resides on now as an ineffectual expat--nevis--maybe his wife has a job
Posted by SON OF TOLUI 2004-3-1 11:51:50 PM||   2004-3-1 11:51:50 PM|| Front Page Top

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