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2004-03-01

Life is hard. Itâs alot harder if youâre stupid.

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Posted by .com 2004-03-01 1:40:00 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I doubt that the Nigerians are interested in being cured. I can't see many of them dying of diabetes anyway.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-1 1:43:22 PM|| 2004-3-1 1:43:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 May cure diabetes? Was it not enough to simply be delicious? Thank you, piggies, for the crispy goodness you send me each day.

Posted by BH 2004-3-1 2:01:19 PM|| 2004-3-1 2:01:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 So Homer was right? The pig *IS* a magical animal!

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-3-1 2:19:44 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2004-3-1 2:19:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Four Wet Pigs

Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Two of 'em little and two of 'em big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig

The two that were little were just half-grown
The two that were big were big as a barn
Big as a barn and tall as a tree
Took 'em right down to the factory

Slice 'em into bacon, chop 'em into ham
Roll 'em into hot dogs, squeeze 'em into Spamâ¢
Throw their little eyes out in the rain
Pickle their feet and scramble their brains

Here's a little song about two wet pigs
Standin' by the slop trough, smokin' their cigs
Hopin' to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-3-1 2:22:47 PM|| 2004-3-1 2:22:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 What will diabetic muzzzlums do?

Posted by Yosemite Sam 2004-3-1 2:26:21 PM|| 2004-3-1 2:26:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL, YS. The answer depends on whether you are a prince or a pauper, a Sunni or Shiite, a Wahhabi or a wannalive.

Posted by GK 2004-3-1 3:35:37 PM|| 2004-3-1 3:35:37 PM|| Front Page Top

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