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2004-04-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tipper 2004-04-09 1:30:17 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Cleto Ruiz Diaz, who lives with three partners and all 37 children in a two-bedroom apartment ...

Sounds like a child abuse case to me.

Posted by Zenster 2004-04-09 2:19:34 AM|| 2004-04-09 2:19:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Somebody needs to tackle that guy and give him a "free vasectomy" immediately. He's a walking population explosion. Shouldn't the village idiot have projected that he might run into an industrial size dirty diaper problem between the time he invited companion number 2 and companion number 3 to shack on up in the old economy?

Posted by Super Hose 2004-04-09 3:26:16 AM|| 2004-04-09 3:26:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 he shuld learn pull out faster. im hating to see the line to there bathroom in the morning.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-04-09 9:59:06 AM|| [http://www.fixcats.com/] 2004-04-09 9:59:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 [Troll droppings deleted]

Posted by Man Bites Dog TROLL 2004-04-09 10:08:48 AM|| 2004-04-09 10:08:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Yes, fixcats.com contains the gem 'neutering tomcats prevents testiticular cancer'. And decapitation prevents headaches. I think I liked the commando chicks better.

Posted by Lux 2004-04-09 10:13:32 AM|| 2004-04-09 10:13:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 As Groucho once commented: "I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth every now and then."

Posted by mojo 2004-04-09 10:59:43 AM|| 2004-04-09 10:59:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Vow of celibacy, anyone? It's cheaper than surgery.

Failing that, ever heard of Black & decker?

Posted by Mike 2004-04-09 12:17:34 PM|| 2004-04-09 12:17:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Cleto Ruiz Diaz, who lives with three partners and all 37 children in a two-bedroom apartment, said he doesnât want any more children.

Man, that place must look like the Catholic house in "Monty Python's Guide to Life". I just keep imagining that scene where the mother just drops a kid on the floor, and asks one of the other kids to pick it up for her, cause she's too tired to pick it up herself.

Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-04-09 1:02:21 PM|| 2004-04-09 1:02:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 [Troll droppings deleted]

Posted by Man Bites Dog TROLL 2004-04-09 10:08:48 AM|| 2004-04-09 10:08:48 AM|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Mike Sylwester TROLL 2004-04-09 10:08:48 AM|| 2004-04-09 10:08:48 AM|| Front Page Top