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2005-11-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2005-11-03 11:16|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Well, he hopes it was glue...

Posted by tu3031 2005-11-03 11:44|| 2005-11-03 11:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Home Depot didn't have any glue remover?

you'd think the guy would have looked at the seat before plopping himself down on a strange toilet.

Posted by rjschwarz (no T!) 2005-11-03 13:31|| 2005-11-03 13:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Why didn't anyone at HD get a paint scraper or a putty knife? I'd use a number 7 myself. With an extra-long handle.

Posted by Steve White 2005-11-03 13:43|| 2005-11-03 13:43|| Front Page Top

#4 a little MEK or Acetone soaking should release him, sans pants

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-11-03 14:25|| 2005-11-03 14:25|| Front Page Top

#5 If they had tried to remove him themselves, they'd have been facing an even larger -- and sadly, stronger -- suit. As it is, he has to convince a jury that HD is required to check their bathrooms more often than every 15 minutes.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-11-03 14:33|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-11-03 14:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Wasn't yesterday's in Colorado also? Must be upset about end of TABOR.

Posted by Glolurong Chailet2972 2005-11-03 15:03|| 2005-11-03 15:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Continual contact of the ass with acetone would probably have an effect of some sort...

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-11-03 16:09|| 2005-11-03 16:09|| Front Page Top

#8 This article really scrapes bottom ... [rimshot]

Posted by Zenster 2005-11-03 21:02|| 2005-11-03 21:02|| Front Page Top

#9 Continual contact of the ass with acetone would probably have an effect of some sort...

tones the ass

Posted by 2b 2005-11-03 21:18|| 2005-11-03 21:18|| Front Page Top

#10 The word acetone always brings to mind a line from Gentlemen Prefer Blonds. Cary Grant is caught examining Marilyn Monroe's leg, because she's wearing some experimental synthetic stockings. Grant says, "Miss Lois was just showing me her acetates."

Posted by GK 2005-11-03 22:52|| 2005-11-03 22:52|| Front Page Top

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