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2005-11-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Attack of the Carnivorous Toilet Lizard!

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Posted by Steve 2005-11-03 13:42|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 That woulda' left a MARK!!!!!

Posted by ARMYGUY 2005-11-03 14:16|| 2005-11-03 14:16|| Front Page Top

#2 The teju is capable of holding its breath for half an hour, which probably explains how it managed to navigate its way through the sewer and up into the family toilet.

And could tolerate staying there!

Ah, well. At least it wasn't a piece of pie.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-11-03 14:23|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-11-03 14:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Comeon - even a toilet lizard deserves a nice piece of ass once in awhile....

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-11-03 14:40|| 2005-11-03 14:40|| Front Page Top

#4 I wish this story had been sat on.

Posted by Shipman 2005-11-03 16:28|| 2005-11-03 16:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Obviously what they needed was thousands of tiny, anti-lizard robots.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-03 20:03|| 2005-11-03 20:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Moose Moose I'ma laughen like a Goose!! goodun!

/can gooses laugh?

Posted by Red Dog 2005-11-03 20:17|| 2005-11-03 20:17|| Front Page Top

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