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2007-06-15 Afghanistan

Unconfirmed Reports That Jalaluddin Haqqani died of Hepatitis

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Posted by Gromogum Elmereter5708 2007-06-15 00:36|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Hmmm! Hep, eh? No shellfish in Afghanistan. Everyone would be dead there if it was a hygiene problem. So, that leaves.....sex? With young boys? Most likely. But then there are a lot of goats there also.

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2007-06-15 09:07|| 2007-06-15 09:07|| Front Page Top

#2 In a case like this there has to be suspicion that hep is a euphemism for AIDS acquired from anal intercourse with some of the "volunteers under his command". Just like Yasser Arafat.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-06-15 11:40|| 2007-06-15 11:40|| Front Page Top

#3 I'd look at these reports with a jaundiced eye until such time as the lavender sheets come out.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-06-15 11:55|| 2007-06-15 11:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Can you catch it from a goat?

Posted by Iblis 2007-06-15 13:06|| 2007-06-15 13:06|| Front Page Top

#5 EU6305, are you suggesting he died of Anally Injected Death Sperm?

Posted by Graiting Pelosi5237 2007-06-15 14:25|| 2007-06-15 14:25|| Front Page Top

#6 The Gism of Death, GP5237.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-06-15 15:50|| 2007-06-15 15:50|| Front Page Top

#7 Shipman----Jaundiced eye.....LOL!

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-06-15 16:13|| 2007-06-15 16:13|| Front Page Top

#8 Shared needles is a possibility in that part of the world, surely? But I'd bet on a beautiful pearl of a boy, shared a little too generously, poor thing.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-06-15 23:56|| 2007-06-15 23:56|| Front Page Top

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