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2011-01-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Adminstration Warns Fed Agencies To Be On The Lookout For Despondent And Grumpy Employees
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Posted by  Anonymoose 2011-01-06 10:43|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 What the h311 do federal tit suckers have to be unhappy about????? They have garaunteed jobs at obsessive pay and perks.

I think that this is a warmup for this clique's desire to force this sort of "screening" on all citizens. If he had the time and the troops I'm sure that the Obamanation would quickly cotton on to the whole gulag paradigm.
Posted by Alan Cramer 2011-01-06 14:02||   2011-01-06 14:02|| Front Page Top

#2  Keep only the gruntled employees on staff, fire the rest.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2011-01-06 14:28||   2011-01-06 14:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Those who are not happy with the moral boosting beatings will be shot.
Posted by DarthVader 2011-01-06 16:47||   2011-01-06 16:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Compulsive mattress tag rippers are also considered dangerous.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2011-01-06 16:50||   2011-01-06 16:50|| Front Page Top

#5 suggests that agencies use Kapos psychiatrists and sociologists to measure the "relative happiness" of workers or their "despondence and grumpiness" as a way to assess their trustworthiness.
Posted by Besoeker 2011-01-06 16:52||   2011-01-06 16:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Sexist pigs! Y'all realize they're going to go after PMS-ing women first, right?
Posted by trailing wife 2011-01-06 17:04||   2011-01-06 17:04|| Front Page Top

#7 It's wen the bitching STOPS that they should become concerned; not before!
Posted by Besoeker 2011-01-06 17:09||   2011-01-06 17:09|| Front Page Top

#8 George Orwell called it "facecrime":
"It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself -- anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime, it was called."
Posted by Omaing White7048 2011-01-06 17:54||   2011-01-06 17:54|| Front Page Top

#9 "George Orwell called it 'facecrime'"

I don't know where Orwell is buried, but wherever it is, if they could just hook a dynamo to his spinning corpse, they could provide limitless power to everyone in a 100-mile radius.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2011-01-06 18:02||   2011-01-06 18:02|| Front Page Top

#10 Forget the social workers. Bring in the commissars.
Posted by SR-71 2011-01-06 19:13||   2011-01-06 19:13|| Front Page Top

#11 What the h311 do federal tit suckers have to be unhappy about????? They have garaunteed jobs at obsessive pay and perks.

Alan, would you be terribly upset if this DoN civilian told you to "go screw yourself, you ignorant primate"?
Posted by Pappy 2011-01-06 22:23||   2011-01-06 22:23|| Front Page Top

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