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2015-05-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Flowers may be nice for Mom, but they're terrible for Mother Earth

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Posted by Fred 2015-05-10 13:59|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 I can practically hear her giggle as she writes this epic tome.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2015-05-10 14:52|| 2015-05-10 14:52|| Front Page Top

#2 Isn't there a tree stump somewhere she can bawl over?

Posted by CrazyFool 2015-05-10 16:44|| 2015-05-10 16:44|| Front Page Top

#3 A PSA from the Obamas!
"Correctly remember your mamas:
Wee weeds and wild flowers
From socialist bowers
Well fed by sustainable llamas."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-05-10 17:06|| 2015-05-10 17:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Amateur. If she really wanted to show off her ice, she would have gone after National Library Workers' Day (4/21) and how in this age of internet books are simply an archaic throwback whilst destroying the envirionment by cutting down trees and all the chemicals used to make paper yadda yadda yadda start burning books before they decompose and create methane.

See, didn't even spend any money on a physical Washington Post to find out.

Posted by swksvolFF 2015-05-10 17:32|| 2015-05-10 17:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Of course, it's globalization that's the problem, not flowers.

Thank Fred for the good wishes.

:)

Posted by Pearl Hapsburg2801 2015-05-10 18:39|| 2015-05-10 18:39|| Front Page Top

#6 So instead of flowers her kids should get her a bucket of manure instead so she can do something constructive with it.

Posted by Silentbrick 2015-05-10 18:52|| 2015-05-10 18:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Jennifer Grayson, an environmental journalist, is writing “Unlatched,”

I'm gonna go out on a sturdy limb here and guess her previous book was titled "Unhinged".

Posted by SteveS 2015-05-10 20:29|| 2015-05-10 20:29|| Front Page Top

#8 Watermelons who go off half-cocked
Leave practical nurserymen shocked --
The self-righteous glommings,
Not fencing the commons,
And leaving the Garden un-Locked.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-05-10 21:51|| 2015-05-10 21:51|| Front Page Top

#9 Thank you, Fred. It was a lovely, love-filled day.

Posted by trailing wife 2015-05-10 23:32|| 2015-05-10 23:32|| Front Page Top

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