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2023-08-27

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Ta'kiya Young's experiment
with shoplifting comes to an abrupt end

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#1 She never bumped her nose into a door

Posted by Frank G 2023-08-27 11:06|| 2023-08-27 11:06|| Front Page Top

#2 She could do a bench press rep without lifting the bar.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-08-27 11:48|| 2023-08-27 11:48|| Front Page Top

#3 So gravity can be neutralized?

Posted by NoMoreBS 2023-08-27 12:23|| 2023-08-27 12:23|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ "We have our Top Men on it. Top. Men."

Posted by Frank G 2023-08-27 13:14|| 2023-08-27 13:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Laws, even gravity, are made to be broken. Or something like that.

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-08-27 13:17|| 2023-08-27 13:17|| Front Page Top

#6 "You'll poke your eye out kid."

Posted by jpal 2023-08-27 15:04|| 2023-08-27 15:04|| Front Page Top

#7 There was a lady poet, large, of Brest
Who liked pentameter iambics best
And rolled them off her tongue --
'Twas almost young! --
Until she'd got this limerick off her chest.

Posted by Titus Unoluns3549 2023-08-27 18:10|| 2023-08-27 18:10|| Front Page Top

#8 cantilevered?

Posted by Mercutio 2023-08-27 19:10|| 2023-08-27 19:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Yeah, Archimedes said "Give me a lever and I can move the world." But he can't a levered that...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-08-27 19:36|| 2023-08-27 19:36|| Front Page Top

#10 Alack, back to amphibrach. From ancient Baedeker off sale cart, four for a buck...

Black-clad puppeteers of bunraku
Will probably never attack you.
If grabbed from behind
On the bust, never mind --
It most likely is just an otaku.

Posted by Titus Unoluns3549 2023-08-27 20:12|| 2023-08-27 20:12|| Front Page Top

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