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Beirut burns as Hezbollah strike explodes into sectarian violence
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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Iraqi pirates kill Iranian, wound one in Kuwait territorial waters
Agencies add:
Iraqi pirates kill 1, hurt 1: The remains of an unidentified Iranian man, who was killed by unidentified pirates off Bubiyan island inside Kuwait's territorial waters, have been referred to Forensics, reports Al-Anba daily. Another Iranian, who survived the attack and is believed to be suffering from gunshot wounds, has been admitted to the Amiri Hospital in critical condition. A security source said sea rescue men rushed to the area after the Coast Guard department received an SOS message from another Iranian boat in the vicinity — west Bubiyan Island — informing about the attack on another vessel by some men believed to be Iraqi pirates.

The pirates allegedly shot and killed one man and injured another before escaping with the merchandise from the boat.
An unidentified source said it is surprising the pirates entered Kuwait's territorial waters, committed the crime and escaped. Can the incident be attributed to lack of security, the source wondered.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 01/24/2007 10:31 || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Can the incident be attributed to lack of security, the source wondered.

'spircy around every corner for that reporter?
Posted by: 3dc || 01/24/2007 12:36 Comments || Top||

#2  Pirates: Why do they hate us?
Posted by: Excalibur || 01/24/2007 14:06 Comments || Top||

#3  Excalibur, wrong, they love us, in their own way. ;-)
Posted by: twobyfour || 01/24/2007 18:59 Comments || Top||

#4  Sounds like pirates going after smugglers. There's a lot of unofficial marine traffic up in that region (as well as Oman/AUE areas).
Posted by: Pappy || 01/24/2007 22:43 Comments || Top||


Today's Idiot
Man arrested for smuggling 500 parrots in a car

ALMATY, Jan 23 (Reuters Life!) - Kazakh border guards arrested a man trying to smuggle 500 parrots in his car from neighbouring Uzbekistan, media reported on Tuesday. "Border guards discovered a live cargo of 500 parrots in his car," Kazakhstan Today news agency quoted a KNB security service official as saying.

It was unclear how the parrots fit into the Kazakh man's Audi. Trade in wild parrots is banned around the world, according to the U.N. Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora.
Posted by: Free Radical || 01/24/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I hope he had plenty of NYT pages to cover his floor boards & apolstery.
Posted by: Broadhead6 || 01/24/2007 0:49 Comments || Top||

#2  wot an idjiot everyone one knows parrots talk.
Posted by: Willie Sutton || 01/24/2007 4:00 Comments || Top||

#3  But those parrots for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan!
Posted by: Excalibur || 01/24/2007 9:32 Comments || Top||

#4  Parrots?
What parrots?
Posted by: The Birdman of Uzbekistan || 01/24/2007 9:37 Comments || Top||

#5  This parrot's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Clons Choling8485 || 01/24/2007 14:48 Comments || Top||

#6  Awk, are we there yet ?
Posted by: polly || 01/24/2007 15:35 Comments || Top||


-Short Attention Span Theater-
Girl Kicked Off Plane After Tantrum (3 yr old)
(roll eyes) Last I checked, spanking was still legal.
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Flight attendants often deal with obnoxious passengers who won't listen to instructions by kicking them off the plane. But a Massachusetts couple think AirTran Airways went overboard by treating their crying 3-year-old daughter in much the same way.

Julie and Gerry Kulesza and daughter Elly were removed from the flight when the girl refused to take her seat before takeoff, airline officials said Tuesday. But her parents said they just needed a little more time to calm her down. The Kuleszas planned to fly home to Boston on Jan. 14 from Fort Myers after a four-day visit with the girl's paternal grandparents. She was removed because "she was climbing under the seat and hitting the parents and wouldn't get in her seat" during boarding, AirTran spokeswoman Judy Graham-Weaver said.

AirTran officials say they were only following Federal Aviation Administration rules that children age 2 and above must have their own seat and be wearing a seatbelt upon takeoff. "The flight was already delayed 15 minutes and in fairness to the other 112 passengers on the plane, the crew made an operational decision to remove the family," Graham-Weaver said.

But Julie Kulesza said: "We weren't giving an opportunity to hold her, console her or anything."

"Elly was sitting in front of our seat crying," she said in a phone interview. "The attendant motioned to a seat and asked if we purchased it for her."

They had paid for the seat. Gerry Kulesza said another attendant then approached the family and told him: "You need to get her in control and in her seat." The couple told the attendants they were trying. Julie Kulesza said she asked the attendants if Elly could sit on her lap, but they said no.

The family flew home the next day.

The Orlando-based carrier reimbursed the family $595.80, the cost of the three tickets, and offered them three roundtrip tickets anywhere the airline flies, Graham-Weaver said. But that's too little, too late for the Kuleszas. The father said they would never fly AirTran again.
Posted by: Danking70 || 01/24/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  The father said they would never fly AirTran again.

Thank goodness!
Posted by: other Airtran passengers || 01/24/2007 9:43 Comments || Top||

#2  The father said they would never fly AirTran again.

Looks like AirTran just moved way up on my preferred list...
Posted by: tu3031 || 01/24/2007 9:45 Comments || Top||

#3  ...A crying child can be a serious distraction to flight attendants - AirTran was 100% correct in handling this one the way they did.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski || 01/24/2007 10:01 Comments || Top||

#4  A spanking would have accomplished wonders.
Have the parents ever considered that option?
Posted by: 3dc || 01/24/2007 10:23 Comments || Top||

#5  A spanking or perhaps a pre-flight cocktail would have solved the problem, but taking them off the flight was the right move.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge || 01/24/2007 10:30 Comments || Top||

#6  The toddler wasn't crying. She was praying to Allah. The ignorance of islam on this site is remarkable and, dare I say, islamophobic. The child's behavior was in perfect conformity with all four schools of islamic jurisprudence.
Posted by: Mark Z || 01/24/2007 10:51 Comments || Top||

#7  A long long time ago, in a place....about 250 miles away, I used to work for Wal-Mart. This one customer had come to pick up his layaway. Now, we searched for it for nearly half an hour, what happened to it, where it went, no clue. And we didn't have any more of the doll, which costs about $45. So, we talked with a manager, who called around, found the doll at another walmart and was going to send one of us to go get it for the customer AND he offered the guy a $25 gift card for having to wait.

This wasn't good enough for the man, who decided the best thing in the world to do was take a swing at the manager. So the manager hit him, we dog piled him, and then the 'off duty' cop we had that watched the front doors came back, slapped the cuffs on him and dragged him away.

Now, I don't honestly know what else the manager could have done for him, but he did as much as he could to make this guy happy. But some people would rather make a scene, get arrested and be Leroy's playmate in a cell instead of having a bit of patience.
Posted by: Silentbrick || 01/24/2007 11:07 Comments || Top||

#8  But Julie Kulesza said: "We weren't giving an opportunity to hold her, console her or anything."
Sounds like she'd make a good state assemblywoman in California.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 || 01/24/2007 12:02 Comments || Top||

#9  Right on. If they have no control over the child, they don't need to fly. It's their problem not the airline's or ours. Same with Muz scum. Comply with rules or walk. No compromise. We don't give a shit.
Posted by: SpecOp35 || 01/24/2007 12:06 Comments || Top||

#10  "The flight was already delayed 15 minutes

Which no doubt means the poor child had been in hysterics for a good half hour, and wasn't about to calm down short of chloroform in that environment. Removing the family from the environment was the only option, and one the parents should have requested, were they thinking clearly. A spanking might have been salutory long term, but would only have worsened things short term, it seems to me.
Posted by: trailing wife || 01/24/2007 14:02 Comments || Top||

#11  It sounds as though these parents could use a spanking as well. The child is learning this behavior from somewhere.
Posted by: Excalibur || 01/24/2007 14:08 Comments || Top||

#12  Imagine trying to deal with that kid in about 13 years.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 01/24/2007 14:37 Comments || Top||

#13  Check the kid's destination: Boston. last time I checked they have a couple of excellent senators there for role models.
Posted by: USN, Ret. || 01/24/2007 15:17 Comments || Top||

#14  Th flight had aready been delayed 15 minutes. What did the family expect them (and the other 112 passengers) to do? Wait until they get their spawn under control?

The airline was right - sorry but you had 15 minutes to contol your child - if you haven't yet then you probably don't have a clue what your doing.
Posted by: CrazyFool || 01/24/2007 16:20 Comments || Top||

#15  geez, how can I get a crying obnoxious child so I get a free RT ticket and my money back for the flight?
on second thought no thanks.... lol
Posted by: Jan from work || 01/24/2007 20:54 Comments || Top||


Diver used chisel to fight off shark that swallowed his head
A diver fought off a great white shark that crunched his head and shoulders in its jaws by attacking its eyes with a chisel. Eric Nerhus, 41, was diving for abalone off the southern New South Wales coast when the three-metre great white struck. It took his head, shoulders and chest into its mouth and crushed his diving mask, smashing his nose. Dennis Luobikis, who was diving near by during the attack yesterday, said: “He was actually bitten from the head down. The shark swallowed his head.”

Mr Nerhus, a professional diver, told doctors that he fought off the shark by lunging at its head repeatedly with a metal chisel, used to ply abalone off rocks. After releasing its grip around his head and chest, the shark struck again. It bit his torso, lacerating the diver and shredding the lower part of his wetsuit, before he beat it off again. With blood oozing from his wounds and his wetsuit in tatters, Mr Nerhus emerged from the weedy, nine-metre (30ft) deep waters off Cape Howe, near the fishing port of Eden. “He came up to the surface shouting, ‘Help, help, there’s a shark, there’s a shark’,” said Mr Nerhus’s son, Mark, 25, who was diving with his father. “I went over and there was a big pool of red blood. I pulled him out of the water and he was going, ‘Just get me to shore, get me to shore’.”

Divers in another boat gave first aid and one radioed his father, who was flying near by in a shark-spotting plane, to call for help. Reece Warren, a fisherman who sped Mr Nerhus to shore, said: “He had bite marks all around his chest, on the front and on his back. He said that he was swimming through seaweed and it (the shark) just grabbed him head on.”

Rescuers believe that Mr Nerhus’s lead-lined vest protected him from fatal injury. Most divers use lead weight to submerge but abalone divers use a lead vest rather than a belt. “We’ve always felt the vest would probably help us in a shark attack and this is the first time we’ve had it confirmed,” said Mr Luobikis, a professional diver for 33 years.
Posted by: Fred || 01/24/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  That's one fortunate Aussie. Now that we have identified the feeding ground, let's get that wild eyed SOB imam out for a boat ride.
Posted by: SpecOp35 || 01/24/2007 0:24 Comments || Top||

#2  Umm..."nine-metre (30ft) deep ", I guess those of us from the klick generation (1 klick=1000 meters)
kinda know what a meter is.
Posted by: Skidmark || 01/24/2007 0:45 Comments || Top||

#3  1 klick = 1,093.613298 yards. I thought everybody knew that.
Posted by: Bobby || 01/24/2007 6:02 Comments || Top||

#4  I guess those of us from the klick generation kinda know what a meter is

Meter, that's the thing on the post you put money into so they won't tow your car away, right?
Posted by: Steve || 01/24/2007 7:59 Comments || Top||

#5  Anyone who took a science course can do the conversion. But clearly the British readers of the Times are still working on it.
Posted by: trailing wife || 01/24/2007 8:02 Comments || Top||

#6  “He was actually bitten from the head down. The shark swallowed his head.”

Cry me a friggin' river
Posted by: Barzan Ibrahim || 01/24/2007 8:16 Comments || Top||

#7  Love that headline.
Posted by: mojo || 01/24/2007 10:35 Comments || Top||

#8  Diver used chisel to fight off shark that swallowed his head, man left speechless, will email from now on.
Posted by: wxjames || 01/24/2007 10:51 Comments || Top||

#9  Does the EPA know? That poor shark could come down with a serious case of lead poisoning.
Posted by: ed || 01/24/2007 12:52 Comments || Top||

#10  Well, this reminded me of that GREAT inline job by the Esteemed Site Owner (sucking noises) :

Just Your Typical Aussie

(follow up, sort of).

Btw, search for "shark" in the archive, there are about 133+ entries, including kids hanging from meathooks, family of cut-in-half surfers pleading for not kiling the shark,... Busy lil' critters, aren't they?
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 01/24/2007 12:53 Comments || Top||

#11  Lead vests and abalone chisels, why do they hate sharks?
Posted by: Seafarious || 01/24/2007 15:06 Comments || Top||

#12  From alpha5089ers link...

#12 sharks dont atack things bigger than them without a reason. im sure that guy did something to provoke that animal and now its dead.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-2-11 1:42:46 PM|| Front Page|| Top


After all these years someone needs to own up to that comment, it's a double-extra-bogus Muck4Doo imitator.
Posted by: Shipman || 01/24/2007 16:41 Comments || Top||

#13  points Ship? think perhaps it was a call and response?
Posted by: RD || 01/24/2007 18:37 Comments || Top||


India-Pakistan
Church in Muslim institution not un-Islamic: PHC
The Peshawar High Court (PHC) on Tuesday ruled that the reconstruction of a church inside a Muslim institution was not an un-Islamic act and that Islam guaranteed the rights of minorities living in a Muslim country. “There is no ban on the construction or reconstruction of a mosque in non-Muslims’ countries around the world. Being Muslim, we should be tolerant, as Islam teaches us the same,” said PHC Chief Justice Tariq Pervaz Khan while hearing the writ petition of two Agriculture University students, who had challenged the reconstruction of the United Church located in the Christians Colony inside the University of Peshawar. The church was damaged in the mid 80s when some students allegedly attacked and ransacked the church.

Two students – Salahuddin and Murtaza, who had filed the writ petition against the church’s reconstruction in the campus, on the consent of Advocate Khurshid Ahmad Shahan – withdrew their writ petition after the PHC observed that construction or reconstruction of a church is not an un-Islamic act. The court asked, “Why did the head of a religious party’s government allocate funds and attend the reconstruction ceremony as a chief guest, if the church’s construction were un-Islamic?” To another question of the court, the petitioners’ counsel accepted that Muslims were given facilities at the missionary schools.

Shahan contended that the worship places of minorities could not be allowed in institutions where the Muslims were in a majority. “The university authorities’ decision to allow Christians to reconstruct their place of worship inside the campus would give rise to an unending series of demands by other minorities for the same purpose,” said the students in the petition. They said the church’s reconstruction would “trigger sectarianism” among students of minorities and Muslims.
Posted by: Fred || 01/24/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Yeah, temporary as it may be...
Posted by: newc || 01/24/2007 3:00 Comments || Top||

#2  “The university authorities’ decision to allow Christians to reconstruct their place of worship inside the campus would give rise to an unending series of demands by other minorities for the same purpose,”

I wonder what gives Islamists ideas like this. Maybe because it's what they'd do?
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 01/24/2007 5:23 Comments || Top||

#3  Does Peshawar University have a bookstore?

Or is it like Punjab University that has no bookstore but three mosques?
Posted by: john || 01/24/2007 6:17 Comments || Top||

#4  Reforming Our Universities by Pervez Hoodbhoy

Pakistan has almost a hundred universities now. Not one of them is world class. Truth be told, not even one of them is a real university, if by a university one means a community of scholars engaged in free inquiry and the creation of knowledge.

The teaching at QAU is no better. Rote learning is common, students are not encouraged to ask questions in class, and courses are rarely completed by the end of the semester. This university has three mosques but no bookstore. It is becoming more like a madressah in other ways too.

All student unions are gone, and ideological disputes have evaporated into the thin air. Instead of left vs right politics there is simple tribalism. Now Punjabi students gang together against Pakhtoon students, Muhajirs versus Sindhis, Shias versus Sunnis, etc.



Some campuses are run by gangs of hoodlums and harbour known criminals, while others have Rangers with machine guns on continuous patrol. On occasion, student wolf packs attack each other with sticks, stones, pistols, and automatic weapons. There are many campus murders.



Most students have not learned how to think; they cannot speak or write any language well, rarely read newspapers, and cannot formulate a coherent argument or manage any significant creative expression.



Dumbed down, this generation of Pakistanis is intellectually handicapped. Like overgrown children, students of my university now kill time by making colourful birthday posters for friends, do "istikhara" (fortune telling), and wander aimlessly in Islamabad's bazaars.
Posted by: john || 01/24/2007 6:20 Comments || Top||

#5  Right, let them rebuild the church. But kill any muslims that try to convert.

Very progressive.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 01/24/2007 7:26 Comments || Top||

#6  You can bet there will be a fatwa in milliseconds. Islamic law says it clearly: it is not allowed to build or enlarge non-muslim religious edifices and it limits what repairs can be carried on existing ones (I am not sure they are even allowed).

You can bet that the usual suspects wil be asking for the head of the judge.
Posted by: JFM || 01/24/2007 8:44 Comments || Top||

#7  john: Truth be told, not even one of them is a real university, if by a university one means a community of scholars engaged in free inquiry and the creation of knowledge.

By this standard I have never taught at a real university either. The lock-step Forest Gump version of Marxism prevents free enquiry, let alone scholarship, in any arts or social department I have ever set foot in.
Posted by: Excalibur || 01/24/2007 9:31 Comments || Top||

#8  True, excal. But, thought reigns in (some) business schools and typically in engineering schools and agriculture schools.

Of course, I weep for this judge. His head'll be on a platter ASAP after this ruling.
Posted by: BA || 01/24/2007 9:45 Comments || Top||

#9  By this standard I have never taught at a real university either

Pervez Hoodbhoy is a physicist (a mediocre one but the best that Pakistan has today) and his expectations are colored by the hard science training.
Posted by: john || 01/24/2007 15:51 Comments || Top||

#10  This isn't going to square well with koran 2-193: Fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief) and religion is only for Allah.

Bombs being assembled this minute.
Posted by: ed || 01/24/2007 15:58 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Culture Wars
Script instead of Euros for charity and status?
Posted by: 3dc || 01/24/2007 12:50 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Heck, it's all going to be dinars soon enough.
Posted by: Excalibur || 01/24/2007 14:05 Comments || Top||

#2  Sounds like a way to get out of paying the 20% VAT. May not be so humanitarian after all.
Posted by: ed || 01/24/2007 14:18 Comments || Top||

#3  Sounds like counterfeiters heaven.
Posted by: DoDo || 01/24/2007 15:09 Comments || Top||

#4  What's for Dinar? I crack myself up someitmes!
Posted by: Cyber Sarge || 01/24/2007 16:47 Comments || Top||

#5  Betcha they'd take a US dollar.
Posted by: Procopius2k || 01/24/2007 19:37 Comments || Top||

#6  This is pretty interesting stuff. I came across this a few days ago and did some research. Ended up updating the Wikipedia page on the Chiemgauer and some other related pages. It turns out that there's a close link between this kind of scrip and gift cards.

A fairly unique feature of the Chiemgauer is it depreciates 2% per quarter. Besides encouraging expenditure in the Chiemgau, the velocity of this scrip is high because of the depreciation. Note that some gift cards also depreciate (though that's not allowed here in Massachusetts).

Wikipedia: Chiemgauer

Chiemgauer website (in German)

Berkshares
Posted by: KBK || 01/24/2007 21:35 Comments || Top||


Tom Cruise == Anti Christ
TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion. The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Anyone checked his head for a 6-6-6 birthmark?
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
You know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The next thing you know
they're gonna crucify him.
Posted by: Jackal || 01/24/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Anyone checked his head for a 6-6-6 birthmark?

...Am suddenly reminded of the classic SNL send up of 'The Omen' with Belushi as Damien - Someone announces that there are 3 sixes on his forehead, proof that he's the Beast. Ackroyd steps up to Belushi from behind, looks at Belushi and says, "Oh, it's okay - he's got three 9's!"

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski || 01/24/2007 9:59 Comments || Top||

#2  so when's the crucifixtion?
And will it be on Pay Per View, because I've got my credit card out right now...
Posted by: tu3031 || 01/24/2007 10:15 Comments || Top||

#3  How much did this cost?
Posted by: anonymous2u || 01/24/2007 10:59 Comments || Top||

#4  maybe Mel can make a "The Passion of the Cruise" movie. Characters speaking Thetan (with English subtitles).
Posted by: mhw || 01/24/2007 11:18 Comments || Top||

#5  So, I guess that leave us with travolta as the 12th imam...
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 01/24/2007 11:22 Comments || Top||

#6  And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.


Does that mean watching Top Gun counts as going to church?
Posted by: DoDo || 01/24/2007 11:46 Comments || Top||

#7  F**k L Ron Hubbard, and f**k all his clones

/Maynard James Keenan
Posted by: xbalanke || 01/24/2007 12:02 Comments || Top||

#8  for his work to raise money awareness of the religion.

Cruise = Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg
Posted by: ed || 01/24/2007 12:45 Comments || Top||

#9  /me suddenly recalls 'Jesus' prancing about in his underwear in "Risky Business"
Posted by: SteveS || 01/24/2007 15:12 Comments || Top||

#10  Hahahahahahahaha hee ahem. That's not funny. He was almost out of the closet too, but noooooo!
Posted by: Shipman || 01/24/2007 16:44 Comments || Top||

#11  amusing comment from the Link..

Dear Christ of Scientology,

You are indeed the chosen one. Your beautiful looks, your short but powerful stature, your kind sweet heart and your unwavering faith in the most righteous religion of Scientology indeed make you the new Messiah.

You maybe mocked, ridiculed or even stoned by the unbelievers, but dear Lord of Glory, mighty Tom Cruise, please stay strong and stay committed to the one and only true belief. Keep spreading the word, the truth and the light and do not waver in the face of the enemy and adversity.

Dear Ruler of God's creation, I truly believe in you. You have performed a miracle no man could have achieved. To take the virginity of the blessed and beautiful Katie Holmes required an act of the Almighty himself. Preach to me Tom, I am an eternal follower of you and every step you take, I too would like to learn the secret of taking young Hollywood actresses for the first time.

I worship your belief, I do truly believe we came from Aliens. Please tell me, to which alien must I write a cheque in order to prove my faith to this wonderful cause.

The newly converted to Scientology,
The holy Professor Scrub.
Posted by: RD || 01/24/2007 18:47 Comments || Top||



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  Beirut burns as Hezbollah strike explodes into sectarian violence
Tue 2007-01-23
  100 killed in Iraq market bombings
Mon 2007-01-22
  3,200 new US troops arrive in Baghdad
Sun 2007-01-21
  Two South Africans accused of Al-Qaeda links
Sat 2007-01-20
  Shootout near presidential palace in Mog
Fri 2007-01-19
  Tater aide arrested in Baghdad
Thu 2007-01-18
  Mullah Hanif sez Mullah Omar lives in Quetta
Wed 2007-01-17
  Halutz quits
Tue 2007-01-16
  Yemen kills al-Qaeda fugitive
Mon 2007-01-15
  Barzan and al-Bandar hanged; Barzan's head pops off
Sun 2007-01-14
  Somalia: Lawmakers impose martial law
Sat 2007-01-13
  Last Somali Islamist base falls
Fri 2007-01-12
  Two US aircraft carrier groups plus Patriot missile bn planned for ME
Thu 2007-01-11
  US Warships picking up Al-Q hardboyz at sea
Wed 2007-01-10
  Troop Surge Already Under Way


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