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2005-11-21 Home Front: Culture Wars
US Senate Hearings: Americans Masturbate Too Much
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Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-21 14:51|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Geebus this is a waste of time and money. Please grow up and deal with some real issues. We have a first admendment it cover this. Finance a fence on the border to the south. Sexual slavery and Human trafficing is a real issue you can deal with that if your hung up, but lose your stupidty.
Posted by Mahou Sensei Negi-bozu 2005-11-21 15:04||   2005-11-21 15:04|| Front Page Top

#2 
And it sounds like a few others are not masturbating enough!

DW

(fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap)
Posted by Dolphin Waxer 2005-11-21 15:20||   2005-11-21 15:20|| Front Page Top

#3 Brownback, what a waste of a good cumshot. Food is a potentially addictive substance to some people too, are you gonna outlaw that as well? How about gambling? Alcohol? Games? Checkers? Breathing?
How about doing something of value, like stop stealing our oxygen and adding to the CO2 levels?
Moron.
We do not masturbate too much and I'm off to shave my palms.
Posted by mmurray821 2005-11-21 15:25||   2005-11-21 15:25|| Front Page Top

#4 So the hearing consisted of wanking about wanking?
Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan  2005-11-21 15:36||   2005-11-21 15:36|| Front Page Top

#5 Why's the font so dman small?
Posted by Shipman 2005-11-21 15:50||   2005-11-21 15:50|| Front Page Top

#6 The late, lamented "Spy" Magazine had a humorous sidebar feature called "The Fine Print" in which they would take a deeper look at what Congresscritters were saying in the Congressional Record. One month they had the text of a speech by Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), in which he painstakingly listed each entry of a list of objects removed from human rectums. It went on for PAGES AND PAGES. I was laughing so hard I was crying. Dana, Dana, Dana, get over yourself already.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-11-21 16:01||   2005-11-21 16:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Sam's spending too much time at www.asstr.org .
He should have com hitch him up with a fine lady of the night in Vegas and get the hangup out of his system.
Posted by 3dc 2005-11-21 16:10||   2005-11-21 16:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Doesn't .com have some picture that would be appropriate for this story?
Posted by Gliter Chosh6645 2005-11-21 16:14||   2005-11-21 16:14|| Front Page Top

#9 I observed the 14th Anniversary of my Grampaw's death last week. I'll never forget what he told me while out fishing one saturday afternnon. "Mary a woman with small hands" I asked him why and he said "'Cause it'll make you pecker look bigger". I miss my Grampaw. He never said anything about wanking, though.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2005-11-21 16:34||   2005-11-21 16:34|| Front Page Top

#10 Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-21 17:01||   2005-11-21 17:01|| Front Page Top

#11 I wear glasses. Am I spanking the monkey too much?
Posted by Elmereth Ulaing6090 2005-11-21 17:29||   2005-11-21 17:29|| Front Page Top

#12 "US Senate Hearings: Americans Masturbate Too Much" Should read: "US Senate Masturbates Too Much." How about gettig some meaningful work done and forget about how many times people are whacking off. What idiot calls for these hearings?
Posted by Cyber Sarge">Cyber Sarge  2005-11-21 17:40||   2005-11-21 17:40|| Front Page Top

#13 Why's the font so dman small?

LOL Shipman.
Posted by lotp 2005-11-21 17:47||   2005-11-21 17:47|| Front Page Top

#14 Where's Clinton's Surgeon General when we really need her? We need her expert opinion on masterbation.
Posted by Elmereth Ulaing6090 2005-11-21 18:28||   2005-11-21 18:28|| Front Page Top

#15 
Yeah, can somebody put a number on what's considered too much. Just doin research for a friend.. oy
Posted by macofromoc 2005-11-21 18:35||   2005-11-21 18:35|| Front Page Top

#16 Shipman, the font just looks small, you need glasses. What's the count by the way?
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-11-21 18:46||   2005-11-21 18:46|| Front Page Top

#17 What's the frequency, Sam?
Posted by BH 2005-11-21 18:56||   2005-11-21 18:56|| Front Page Top

#18 I'm glad Congress is devoting time to this. After all,it's not like there's more important issues - for instance war, terrorism, natural disasters, killer flus, etc.
Posted by DMFD 2005-11-21 19:06||   2005-11-21 19:06|| Front Page Top

#19 Which reminds me, I have to flush the brake fluid soon.
Posted by Rafael 2005-11-21 19:40||   2005-11-21 19:40|| Front Page Top

#20 Demeaning our precious bodily fluids?

Bastards!

-Gen Ripper
Posted by Slomotch Ebbager8829 2005-11-21 20:10||   2005-11-21 20:10|| Front Page Top

#21 Yep, nasty old predator, carrot whacking men are the problem...we are the only ones who fantasize. She's from Kanada and studied in France. What can you expect.
Posted by Besoeker 2005-11-21 21:01||   2005-11-21 21:01|| Front Page Top

#22 This sh*t comes from not having enough to do.
Posted by GK 2005-11-21 21:52||   2005-11-21 21:52|| Front Page Top

#23 Back in the early 80s, my university had a history prof who was the world's foremost authority on (prepare yourselves)

Masturbation in the Victorian era.

He had written not one, but two, books on the subject.
I met him once but I did not shake his hand.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-11-21 23:31||   2005-11-21 23:31|| Front Page Top

#24 ROFL!

"I met him once but I did not shake his hand."

Saved the best laugh of the day for the last moment, lol. You're a sage, AC!
Posted by Slomotch Ebbager8829 2005-11-21 23:44||   2005-11-21 23:44|| Front Page Top

#25 LOL GK - idle hands and all...
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-11-21 23:46||   2005-11-21 23:46|| Front Page Top

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