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2004-12-05 China-Japan-Koreas

"People Blessed with Generals" - more Juche fruit

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Posted by Spot 2004-12-05 10:12:05 AM|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 lyrics at www.juchetunes.com

it's sung to the tune of Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls"

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-05 10:17:05 AM|| 2004-12-05 10:17:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 ....I don't know, guys. It just doesn't have the same ring as that golden oldie, "Can I Have That Boiled Grass When You're Done With It?"

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-12-05 10:23:38 AM|| 2004-12-05 10:23:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "If I were a gate I'd be swinging"
"If I were a Nork I'd be grazing"

Posted by Tom 2004-12-05 10:48:46 AM|| 2004-12-05 10:48:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 A Little Carrot Juche if you please... I just see Bugs and Dear Leader in a short.

Grab a fence post, hold it tight, Womp your partner with all your might.
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head, Hit him again, the critter ain't dead.
Wop him low and wop him high, Stick your finger in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang your heads against the ground.

Posted by Shipman 2004-12-05 11:33:22 AM|| 2004-12-05 11:33:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 lol - Yosemite Kim

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-05 11:53:38 AM|| 2004-12-05 11:53:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 The image of being a foreign student in Pyongyong, graduating and coming home to your impoverished Asian or African country, and your parents and friends asking what you learned....and then you realized that you learned not a damned thing except a bunch of Nork drivel. And you got some 'splaining to do about the scholarship. Then it's a Mose Allison moment:

What do you do after you've ruined your life
Where do you go
Who do you know
What do you do after you've blown the game

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-12-05 1:48:59 PM|| 2004-12-05 1:48:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 "People Blessed with Generals"

I can only assume this refers to how the American South, even now, feels it was "blessed" with General Sherman.

Just how desparate a foreign student do you have to be to study in Pyongyang?

I hear tell that Ethiopian students are awestruck by the dormitory cafeteria's mountainous portions.

Posted by Zenster 2004-12-05 2:29:34 PM|| 2004-12-05 2:29:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 And it is quite clear that not a one of them is a protoge of Army First Man.

The quality of KCNA is steadily going downhill. At this rate, there will not be a Pyongyong Pete around that will be the NKOR equivalent of Baghdad Bob.

Posted by Ptah 2004-12-05 3:06:10 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2004-12-05 3:06:10 PM|| Front Page Top

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