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2004-06-25 Britain

Police chiefs try to end 'honour killings' with review of 100 murders

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-06-25 03:51|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 My dog wants to to honour kill the mailman because he can't keep his hands off our mailbox. Do you think I should let her go through with it? I have been considering consulting my imam on this crucial issue, but I am afraid he might tell me to eat the dog or even give up mail. I am not sure I can live without my K-mart flyers. It is the only proof I have that anyone loves me.

Posted by Zpaz 2004-06-25 1:10:34 PM|| 2004-06-25 1:10:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Zpaz, I'd listen to your dog if I were you. They are noble animals who would never tell a lie. Cats, on the other hand, can't be trusted.

Posted by Steve 2004-06-25 1:29:08 PM|| 2004-06-25 1:29:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Dogs can't be trusted, either. Mine's owed me $20 for the past six months...

Posted by Fred 2004-06-25 6:16:03 PM|| 2004-06-25 6:16:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Fred, the easy way to stay friends with your dawg in this delicate situation is to ask him/her for change of a $50, give fido back 2 tens and a five spot instead of two twenty and a ten. Do it quickly enough and you show a $5 finance charge profit.

Don't try this with shelties or border collies.

Posted by Shipman 2004-06-25 7:42:09 PM|| 2004-06-25 7:42:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Shipman, LOL! But, I have a sheltie -- what do I do?

Posted by cingold 2004-06-25 8:08:40 PM|| 2004-06-25 8:08:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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