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2010-08-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Sauvignon Blanc Loving Baboons Plaguing Exclusive Suburbs of Cape Town

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Posted by Frozen Al 2010-08-30 11:27|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Drunken baboons? There's got to be a pic of these sots somewhere.

Posted by JohnQC 2010-08-30 14:06|| 2010-08-30 14:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Shoot a few. They're smart, they'll figure it out.

Posted by mojo 2010-08-30 14:43|| 2010-08-30 14:43|| Front Page Top

#3 "Sauvignon Blanc Loving Baboons" made me suspect the Napa Valley area near San Francisco. Pelosi voters.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-08-30 17:57|| 2010-08-30 17:57|| Front Page Top

#4 They WILL jump into your car after food or soft drinks. As you.... QUICKLY EXIT, be sure to leave a door or window open so that they can get out as well. They will rip the seats to shreds to escape.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-08-30 18:05|| 2010-08-30 18:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Invasion of drunken monkeys? Sounds rather like Spring Break. I suggest offering them wet t-shirt contests and cheap margaritas.

Posted by SteveS 2010-08-30 18:24|| 2010-08-30 18:24|| Front Page Top

#6 ARTIC > D *** NG IT, NO PICS OF UNCONSCIOUS OR OTHERWISE SPACED OUT BABOONS, NOT EVEN ONE DRUNK + MYSTERIOUSLY WEARING A GRASSY HULA SKIRT, WTH IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-08-30 20:10|| 2010-08-30 20:10|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm thinking generous servings of Secret Asian Mans Alpo & Rat Poison Surprise would do wonders.

Posted by Secret Asian Man 2010-08-30 21:26|| 2010-08-30 21:26|| Front Page Top

#8 Yup, mojo's got it.

If a human were to do such things, it would be ok to shoot them. These are not humans. Just shoot them.

A little spade work in the back yard.

Problem solved.

Posted by rammer 2010-08-30 21:59|| 2010-08-30 21:59|| Front Page Top

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