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2012-01-17 -Lurid Crime Tales-

SKorea: Men Arrested for Smuggling Gold in Butts

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Posted by Fred 2012-01-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Geese lay golden eggs, SKors crap golden beads.

Posted by Glenmore 2012-01-17 07:39|| 2012-01-17 07:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Gold can be toxic if it gets to the brain.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2012-01-17 10:59|| 2012-01-17 10:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Goldsphincter
He's the man, the man with the Midas tush
An auric tush
Such a gold stinker
Rectum's used as a safety deposit box
Without any locks.

Golden bars he will stick in his rear
But his piles can't disguise that he's queer
For a Krugerrand shows that it was stuck there
Shoved up the rear, of Mister
Goldsphincter.

Posted by Anonymoose 2012-01-17 14:08|| 2012-01-17 14:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Anonymoose, that's horrible. Wonderfully horrible!

Posted by Glenmore 2012-01-17 14:11|| 2012-01-17 14:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Bravo!

Posted by swksvolFF 2012-01-17 15:04|| 2012-01-17 15:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Good one, 'Moose, I think even Herr GOLDFINGER will try to stay away from these beads.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-01-17 19:44|| 2012-01-17 19:44|| Front Page Top

#7 AUric sez, "Hey! That Hertz my Kimchi!, Mr. Bond!"
Sheesh...

Posted by Ebboluling Theamp7972 2012-01-17 22:27|| 2012-01-17 22:27|| Front Page Top

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