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2012-08-17 -Election 2012
Inside the Mind of Joe Biden
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Posted by Skidmark 2012-08-17 04:11|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6460 views ]  Top

#1 What lies, since as we all know, Joe has no mind for things to go on in. The reason he speaks as he does is all the sounds he hears bounce around in that vast nothingness and when some rub up against the few nerves in his head, he blurts them out just like you jerk when someone sticks you with a pin. This is why what he says makes absolutely no sense.

He's pretty much just an echo chamber with randomizer voice circuits.

If he was English, NHS would stick him on the "Liverpool Protocol" or whatever their path to death by dehydration is now called.
Posted by Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division 2012-08-17 08:57||   2012-08-17 08:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Inside the mind of Joe Biden:

"I like choo choos, and ice cream.... that Jill's a hot babe - lucky she landed a studmuufin like me...look! squirrel!"
Posted by Frank G 2012-08-17 09:54||   2012-08-17 09:54|| Front Page Top

#3 Inside the mind of Joe Biden:

"Among the many voices resident the ones belonging to that of Bullwinkle Moose and Rocky Squirrel are the most prominent..."
Posted by Broadhead6 2012-08-17 11:17||   2012-08-17 11:17|| Front Page Top

#4 That's got to be a scary place.
Posted by JohnQC 2012-08-17 12:49||   2012-08-17 12:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Too easy.
Posted by regular joe 2012-08-17 12:57||   2012-08-17 12:57|| Front Page Top

#6 A perfect vacuum.
Posted by Barbara 2012-08-17 18:04||   2012-08-17 18:04|| Front Page Top

#7 A vast, echoing silence.
Posted by jay-dubya  2012-08-17 20:09||  2012-08-17 20:09|| Front Page Top

#8 Something like this.
Posted by Procopius2k 2012-08-17 20:36||   2012-08-17 20:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Duuuuuuhh.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2012-08-17 20:43||   2012-08-17 20:43|| Front Page Top

#10 I think he's like Elmer Fudd, minus the speech impediment.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2012-08-17 20:46||   2012-08-17 20:46|| Front Page Top

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