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2016-05-03 Science & Technology
New atomic particle discovered at Cern collider
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Posted by badanov 2016-05-03 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6475 views ]  Top

#1 It was a newly discovered French weasel tooth.
Posted by Marilyn Angomosh4181 2016-05-03 00:13||   2016-05-03 00:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Such a discovery would all but upend the most basic understanding of physics, experts say.

I thought the "science was settled".

(do I need to put a /sarc on that?)
Posted by Procopius2k 2016-05-03 08:22||   2016-05-03 08:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, we just have to have some time to fit it into the narrative. Either it is caused by, or it is threatened with extinction by, Manmade Global Climate Variations.
Posted by Bobby 2016-05-03 08:26||   2016-05-03 08:26|| Front Page Top

#4 The weasel managed to eat through 4 power connectors.
1) That implies they were not on at the time.
2) They need a new material that tastes bad to weasels.
3) The tunnel is security compromised if a weasel could get in.
Posted by 3dc 2016-05-03 09:19||   2016-05-03 09:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Hopefully they will give it a non-cisgendered, homophobic name that WILL NOT cause loss of bladder control amongst the SJW of the world!
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839  2016-05-03 16:07||   2016-05-03 16:07|| Front Page Top

#6 It's amazing how small a hole a weasel can get through.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-05-03 16:21||   2016-05-03 16:21|| Front Page Top

#7 I hit submit too soon. The weasel came in through a wormhole.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-05-03 16:22||   2016-05-03 16:22|| Front Page Top

#8 for comparison w the 750 Giga EV,
a neutron weighs about 1 Giga EV
Posted by lord garth 2016-05-03 17:36||   2016-05-03 17:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
Posted by Skidmark 2016-05-03 23:34||   2016-05-03 23:34|| Front Page Top

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