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2019-05-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Octopus sucks onto woman's face and wouldn't let go as she tries to eat it alive
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Posted by Skidmark 2019-05-08 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6470 views ]  Top

#1 Sushi sucks.
Posted by Phaick Uneretle6310 2019-05-08 00:31||   2019-05-08 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Sometimes you eat the octopus, sometimes the octopus eats you. Circle of life, man.
Posted by SteveS 2019-05-08 00:57||   2019-05-08 00:57|| Front Page Top

#3 If octopi lived longer we'd be in big trouble.
Posted by Fred 2019-05-08 01:55||   2019-05-08 01:55|| Front Page Top

#4 "And the Calimari is really fresh..."
Posted by ed in texas 2019-05-08 05:22||   2019-05-08 05:22|| Front Page Top

#5 It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.


--Spawn of Cthulhu --
Posted by AlanC 2019-05-08 08:14||   2019-05-08 08:14|| Front Page Top

#6 One of the BBC nature shows showed a shark trying to dig an octopus out of a rocky shelter. The smart creature wriggled their tentacles into the sharks gills, suffocating it. The fish let go, and the octopus stayed in the shelter.
Posted by Bobby 2019-05-08 08:55||   2019-05-08 08:55|| Front Page Top

#7 The real question is why are you holding something with living suction cups to your face?

Idiot.
Posted by DarthVader 2019-05-08 09:38||   2019-05-08 09:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey! That’s my move!
Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2019-05-08 10:35||   2019-05-08 10:35|| Front Page Top

#9 
#2,

Elected best of the week with days to go.
Good one!
Posted by Roger Smith 2019-05-08 11:50||   2019-05-08 11:50|| Front Page Top

#10 Nervous waiter wrestles with both as he tries to get her to enter pin on the swiping machine meanwhile.

You can't depart without paying, you see.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-05-08 12:49||   2019-05-08 12:49|| Front Page Top

#11 Octo should have done a full Alien face sucker on her.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-05-08 15:57||   2019-05-08 15:57|| Front Page Top

#12 All that sucking face should have trained it and worked in Vegas what tips!
Posted by Omorong Black8889 2019-05-08 17:33||   2019-05-08 17:33|| Front Page Top

#13 Hey! That’s my move!

You talking culinary or carnal, VR?
Posted by Skidmark 2019-05-08 19:44||   2019-05-08 19:44|| Front Page Top

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