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Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-04 04:56||
#2 The trinity
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-06-04 08:20||
#3 He wanted to see God.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-04 10:25||
#4 A pastor from East Kentucky was tossed in the calaboose,
For morals too loose.
He sought sex with a minor on the internet.
A young lass who’s name was Annette.
She conjured-up in his mind, fantasies of passion and sweat.
He posed as a teen and sent the young lady an email.
That was about to land him a long stretch in jail.
The email was steamy and frantic.
He said in his defense when caught for this illegal antic,
Your honor, it was not sex,
But only innocent text,
The judge, an Obama appointee said: It just so happens that Annette is my underage daughter,
And I don’t take kindly to some pastor corrupting her innocence; if I could you would get manslaughter.
Before I seal your fate “Pastor Bobby Blackburn, are you a Republican or Democrat asked the magistrate?”
“I am a Democrat your honor but what does that have to do with my fate?”
Everything son. Because if you are a Democrat, sexting with a minor is legal in this State.
The sentence is not a justice miscarriage.
Tell me son, would you consider marriage?
Posted by JohnQC 2019-06-04 15:17||
#5 ^ Took me a second read to loosen up enough to cope with the, um, anarchic scheme, but, man, that's art! Four Lears and a meow. ;-)
A preacher walks into a diner.
"Hi. Gimme a steak for this shiner."
"Of all of God's children,"
Sez Joe, "It's bewilderin'
You keep seekin' sex with a miner."
Posted by Uloling Grinesing3767 2019-06-04 23:24||