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Posted by Procopius2k 2019-06-06 08:57||
#2 "F*** schools, that's how I feel, Man." Said the cop.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-06 12:57||
#3 There's a substantial Amish community in Ohio, so this isn't surprising.
Posted by charger 2019-06-06 18:24||
#4 Seems kinda indecent to put this under the Page 1 D-Day post, so...
Elysian Fields. A hapless chump
Was driving past the City Dump
When suddenly he heard the curse
Of a person more diverse.
A "F-ck!," a truck, and beaucoup clanks.
Nebraska man peeked through the planks.
Like all Caucasians, choked with hate,
He chuckled... but the balky gate --
Upon which swung his very fate! --
Was freed at last: The way made straight!
He jumped the fence to shake the hand
Of that ingenious garbageman
Who all unwittingly had taught him
To put the hinge down at the bottom.
O engineer of sanitation,
Long before the big invasion
Your chariot of inspiration
Saved this great ungrateful nation,
Dumping junk and chunks of chickens,
Thus assisting Andrew Higgins.
For that you ought to get some credit
Though I doubt you'll ever get it...
But just in case, I penned this doggerel
For Obama's next inaugural.
Posted by Ebbitle Elmomoting1830 2019-06-06 21:29||
#5 They should announce that in the future, all riot police will be armed with flamethrowers and AA-12's using FRAG-12 ammunition. Any rioter who manages to survive should consider a new career.
Posted by Silentbrick 2019-06-06 22:39||