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2019-07-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Police Chief Loses Weapon in California Restaurant Men's Room
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-07-12 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6491 views ]  Top

#1 didn't stay clipped to my pants so I removed it and I placed it next to me,

I was thinking of something snarky to say about relinquishing your pants before losing a gun in a restaurant loo, or a cop's gun being more important than their pants... but then I realized it was California.

Also, if we have to have wimmin cops, we can't do away with separate loos. A lady going in after her would have just returned the thing to the ... uhh, chief.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-12 02:06||   2019-07-12 02:06|| Front Page Top

#2 One of those LGBTs ?
Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-12 03:03||   2019-07-12 03:03|| Front Page Top

#3 Didn't I see this scene (gun, restaurant) in the Godfather?
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-07-12 07:12||   2019-07-12 07:12|| Front Page Top

#4 P2K, that was the reverse.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-12 07:32||   2019-07-12 07:32|| Front Page Top

#5 "The first man, whose photo was released on Facebook, went into the restroom after me and then immediately left the restaurant without ordering any food," she said.

Pheromonal flareup ?
Posted by Besoeker 2019-07-12 07:35||   2019-07-12 07:35|| Front Page Top

#6 the El Pollo Loco restaurant

Girl cop leaves her gun in the loo. The Crazy Chicken restaurant. Are we playing Bee/Not Bee again?
Posted by SteveS 2019-07-12 08:24||   2019-07-12 08:24|| Front Page Top

#7 "Take the canoli, leave the gun"?
Posted by Frank G 2019-07-12 11:02||   2019-07-12 11:02|| Front Page Top

#8 I was going to do a snark about the real question being whether HE identified as a man... but she screwed that up....
Posted by Clem Phetch5406 2019-07-12 12:36||   2019-07-12 12:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Yeah.... only cops should have guns because they are so well trained and responsible...

Molon Labe
Posted by DarthVader 2019-07-12 13:40||   2019-07-12 13:40|| Front Page Top

#10 Pro Tip: Keep your gun on the keychain with your car keys. That way you can't drive off without it.
Posted by SteveS 2019-07-12 14:37||   2019-07-12 14:37|| Front Page Top

#11 seems like this would be a lose your job offense
Posted by chris 2019-07-12 15:47||   2019-07-12 15:47|| Front Page Top

#12 One of those LGBTs ?

Butch haircut - check...

seems like this would be a lose your job offense

Butch status means you're protected; demotion's the worst thing that might happen to xim / xer, or whatever the hell the correct designation is.
Posted by Raj 2019-07-12 18:33||   2019-07-12 18:33|| Front Page Top

#13 The correct term is it. As humans are male/female, identifying incorrectly or as something else, you are outside of human and that makes you an it.

And since chiefs are appointed, not elected, won't happen. Maybe if it was caught reading the bible, it would be but instead they'll have a party.
Posted by Silentbrick 2019-07-12 20:01||   2019-07-12 20:01|| Front Page Top

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